Year: 2011

10 Ways To Stuff Yourself & Stay Sexy Over Thanksgiving

Of all the many splendored joys associated with the holiday season, having a free pass to stuff your face may be the best. And of all the lip-smacking, gravy-smothered, “have another piece of that, whatever it is” holidays we have to look forward to, the upcoming Thanksgiving feast-ivities are both the kick-off and the kicker. Unfortunately, […]

Snacks of Yore: Our 11 Favorite Discontinued Snack Foods

Remember Bonkers? Clearly Canadian? Planter’s Cheez Puffs? As much as you might love them, you can’t get them anymore. The food gods have declared these products, and the 8 others on this list snack food non grata. Try as you might, you won’t be able to find these tasty (and okay, not so tasty) treats […]

Miranda Lambert Put Pink Streaks In Her Hair Just Like Gwen Stefani OMG

Last night’s Country Music Awards were chock full of drama, with hosts Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley joking about Ashley Madison and Josh Duggar, as well as Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert’s split, which was awkward because both were in the audience. Speaking of Blake and Miranda, everyone is freaking out because Miranda had pink streaks in her hair that are very reminiscent of Gwen […]

Britney Spears’ “Criminal”: Product Placement And Domestic Violence All In Video

Britney Spears’ “Criminal” music video is out and if “Mob Wives” hasn’t locked it down as its theme song, they should. The song itself is typical Britney-meh and the video is Britney-awful. There’s not one but two incidents where the cameras linger on her official perfume. (Product placement, y’all!) Brit-Brit and her real-life boo Jason Trawick play passionate bandits who […]

13 Places To Hide Your Vibe

Oh, the joys of family: this weekend my conservative older sister is coming to visit, which means I’ve got to get my act together. Sweep the floor. Hide the Percosets. And for God’s sake, unplug the vibrator. Luckily I have a designated “goodie drawer” where I keep my toys, but in high school I hid […]