Author: Billy Antonio

Dolphins Are The Unchecked Soft Boys Of The Ocean

It seems that finally, after years — nay, centuries — of willful ignorance, human beings are finally recognizing that dolphins are a terroristic scourge. If the reports of their untoward sexual advances weren’t enough, let this tiny tidbit be the nail in the coffin: they’re really into Radiohead and have just discovered yoga. According to Radar […]

How To Give Head

Learning how to give head to a guy is often misunderstood. Fortunately it’s very straightforward and easy to give your man an awesome blow job if you do just a few things right. As the creator of the Bad Girl’s Bible I get questions about giving head to guys everyday. Below I’m going to give […]

Kill It With Fire: Kate Bosworth’s Hideously Expensive Flatform Sandals

Do y’all remember who Kate Bosworth is? She is best known for her role in “Blue Crush” over a decade ago, but has managed to remain famous, I think because she is perhaps sometimes confused with Diane Kruger. Kate still does movies on occasion, but I think she’s better known for her fashion sense and […]

Baylor’s Taurean Prince Is Prepared To Answer Reporters’ Dumb Questions

Say what you want about athletes giving the same canned answers to reporters post-game: I posit that the reality is that athletes rise only to the standard of the canned questions given to them. Except for Taurean Prince, whose deep, deep sarcasm in response to the question “How did Yale outrebound Baylor?” after last night’s […]

Let’s Talk About All The Things Wrong With This Photo Of Michael Cera And Ben Flajnik

As Amelia said when she looked at this picture of actor Michael Cera and “Bachelor” Ben Flajnik at a Sundance Film Festival party, “There are a lot of things about this that make me uncomfie.”  I couldn’t agree more. I had a visceral feeling of discomfort the moment I saw it. I have so many […]