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Style

5 Theories Regarding The Whereabouts Of Every Bobby Pin I’ve Ever Owned

Wendy Stokesby:

The other day I needed to put my hair up before a shower, so I groggily reached into the little jar of bobby pins on my …

Entertainment

These Parents Made Their Shitty Teenage Son Stay In A Tent, Because Teenagers Can Be Monsters

Wendy Stokesby:

Teenagers are horrible monsters we let survive out of sheer fear and a tiny slice of empathy. They are as big as human adults but don’t …

Entertainment

Nightmares Are Real: 20,000 Bees Chased This Car For Two Days

Wendy Stokesby:

Dude, where’s my car? Oh, there it is, being chased by a swarm of 20,000 bees! Joking aside, this actually happened to someone and that must …

Entertainment

Taking Photos Up Women’s Skirts Is Finally Not Something NYC Is Playing Around With Anymore

Wendy Stokesby:

Warm weather is upon us, which means more excuses to eat gelato, toss your close-toed shoes in the trash can, and belt out LFO’s “Summer Girls” at the …

Love & Sex

Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina

Wendy Stokesby:

We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, …

Love & Sex

The Chick With The Vagina Cat Hairball Speaks: “I Wish I Had Taken A Picture Of It”

Wendy Stokesby:

I know it wasn’t a tampon because: (1) I know for a fact that I removed both of them, and (2) It was big enough that …

Style

Burger King Unveils The Latest Trend In Eye Makeup

Wendy Stokesby:

Check out this hamburger eyeshadow look from a Burger King ad that ran in the Netherlands. Is it just me or is it … kinda pretty? …

Entertainment

The Sleep Suit Is A Snuggie For Narcoleptics

Wendy Stokesby:

I have to say, the first time I set eyes on the Sleep Suit, I knew I had to have it. A Snuggie-like suit that enabled …

Entertainment

New Site Makes You Guess: Hipster Or Hobo?

Wendy Stokesby:

The moment the Sartorialist posted a picture of a homeless man looking chic on his blog, we had to realize this day was inevitable. And now …

Entertainment

Kill It With Fire: Kate Bosworth’s Hideously Expensive Flatform Sandals

Wendy Stokesby:

Do y’all remember who Kate Bosworth is? She is best known for her role in “Blue Crush” over a decade ago, but has managed to remain …

Love & Sex

Japanese Inflatable Bosoms: Completely Bizarre, And Yet We Must Have Them

Wendy Stokesby:

The following video is a bit hard to explain, but trust us, you will at first be perplexed, then mesmerized, and then in fits of laughter. …

Love & Sex

A Tree That Smells Like … Well … Um …

Wendy Stokesby:

Spring has sprung, and so, here I am again, haunted by the tree that smells like semen. Yes, you heard what I said. A tree that …