Author: Billy Antonio

Ohio Planned Parenthood Vandalized With “SATAN DEN OF BABY KILLERS” Graffiti

A Columbus, Ohio Planned Parenthood was vandalized this weekend, apparently by some very angry anti-choicers with a very loose grasp on grammar. Red paint was splattered on the walls, along with graffiti reading “SATAN DEN OF BABYKILLERS GOD SEE ALLLL, MARK 9:42.” Being that I am not up on my Bible verses, I decided to […]

Go Hog Wild In The Sack With Bacon Lube

Everything is better with bacon, even your sex life. Now you can get all greased up like a wild carnival hog while porking with BaconLube. Yes, it’s what it sounds like. Originally invented as an April Fool’s joke, bacon trailblazers J & D foods (of Baconnaise and BaconSalt fame) decided to make bacon-flavored lube a […]

Blogger Takes Shape Magazine To Task For Refusing To Show A Real Picture Of Massive Weight Loss

Brooke Birmingham, author of the health and fitness blog, “Brooke: Not On A Diet,” was able to lose over 170 pounds without surgery or fad diets. She dropped the weight the good ol’ fashioned way: cutting out processed food, counting calories, and exercising more. The process took her four years of hard work (“I literally […]

Here is what NSFW and SFW means!

Out of all the major social media platforms, two of them are the best for NSFW content. You can post anything you want on Twitter, while you can also post anything you want on Tumblr. Other platforms either don’t allow this kind of things to be posted, or they do, but you need to make […]

5 Things You Need To Know About Bobak Ferdowsi, AKA NASA’s Super Hot “Mohawk Guy”

So, how awesome was the successful landing of the Curiosity rover on Mars last night? As incredible as it was to watch space exploration happening live, we must admit we were a bit distracted–along with the rest of the nation–by a certain technician in the control room with a mohawk and immaculate bone structure. Turns […]

Cotton Vagina: When Smoking Weed Makes Your Twat Dry As Hell

As a relatively frequent practitioner of what I call “stoney sex,” I’m all too familiar with the benefits (heightened sensations!) and bummers (kissing with cottonmouth!) of smoking weed before fucking. But I gotta admit I haven’t noticed what Vice says is boner-killing side effect of smoking pot: cotton vagina, aka vaginal dryness. You know how when someone smokes weed […]