Consider this video a cautionary tale about ad-libbing on set, because Owen Wilson seems to be guaranteed to use the same handful of phrases and interjections in every single movie he makes, regardless of the movie’s content. It’s a problem. One of these phrases is “crazier than a road lizard,” which he recites in four […]
Catcalling — clearly guys just cannot help themselves, otherwise they would stop right? Given that the vast majority of women have said that they do not like being catcalled, and yet the street harassment continues, the only thing that can reasonably concluded is that catcalling is built into the fabric of what makes men MEN. […]
…Well, since first contact has (apparently) not yet been made, sex toy company Primal Hardware has got you as covered as you can be. Their Ovipositor looks vaguely like a penis and vaguely like an insect’s antennae, and it’s designed to deposit molded gelatin eggs into wherever you would like to insert molded gelatin eggs […]
I’ve heard a lot of back-clapping self-congratulation between people who come up with arguments against the very existence of homosexuality that boil down to “Penises are supposed to go in vaginas” in my day, but this one takes the WTF Cake. This week, at a conference for Catholics who have “same-sex urges,” the Reverend John […]
A Seattle woman went to a health clinic to get a Depo Provera shot and got a baby instead, because the clinic gave her a flu shot rather than the birth control she asked for. The woman, Yesenia Pacheco, visited NeighborCare Health for a second Depo shot when they came to her with the news […]
Happy Hump Day! Yesterday, Megan put together a brief guide to e-laughter, and today, I can legitimately say that I am HAHAHAHAHSKHDFHAHAHAHAing at his video, featuring Cincinnati Local 12 news anchor Bob Herzog learning a few hot newish dance trends, including the whip and the nae nae. “My leg is so stank right now,” Bob […]
Another school shooting. This time it took place at Marysville-Pilchuck High School in Washington state. Fourteen-year-old high school freshman Jaylen Fryberg, pulled a gun out during lunch and began shooting, killing two 14-year-old girls, and severely wounding three other students before dying from a self-inflicted gun shot. Like with each school shooting before this one, […]
When it comes to celebrities, there’s a very fine line between their professional lives and personal lives. It seems like everything that should remain sacred and private is often aired out for public consumption and judgment, whether they asked for it or not. Some people sell their wedding photos to People for millions of dollars, […]
After hearing about the LELO Luna Smart Bead, a small vibrator that trains your vagina to have longer and stronger orgasms, I knew I had to try it. When used for only five minutes a day, the bead helps to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles, ultimately making your O’s more frequent and satisfying. To use, […]
