The other weekend I was at brunch with some friends and the topic of our conversation was cock rings. Not your average brunch convo, but a lively one nonetheless. “If you haven’t already, you girls have to get a vibrating cock ring. It changed everything.” I know, this sounds like one of those stories about […]
So many mysterious photos posted to Twitter today! First, Jessica Simpson on the toilet! And then this frighting image. What’s next? Ryan Gosling in a thong? Oh, pretty please? Find out who’s under the scary mask over at Celebuzz. Original by Amelia McDonell-Parry @xoamelia
Meet Montana State Rep. David “Doc” Moore (R-1860)! Last August, State Rep. David Moore saw a naked bike ride, and he clutched his pearls so hard they spilt out all over the floor, and then he tripped on one and died. Then, he came back to life and decided to make it his life’s mission to […]
My roommate was the first person to tell me I had a mustache. She sat me down on the floor of our apartment and studied my face, her finger jabbing at my upper lip. “Just let me take care of that,” she said, her face very close to mine. “I can’t believe you don’t wax […]
Every free market has a wide range of available goods. The same holds true for men and their penises. Because it’s important to know what’s out there in phalluses, after the jump are the top ten penis types you’re bound to encounter on the road to Mr. Right Member. 1. The Jalapeño Pepper Ay Caramba […]
I think I had a g-spot orgasm. Maybe. I’m not really sure. Even as I thought I might be having one, I questioned its existence. Somewhere along the way I got the message that this was how I should be getting off. Whether it was part of the idea that penetration is the ultimate sex […]
Being a teenager totally sucked. But it especially sucked when my parents arbitrarily made up rules. Some nights they were whatevs about a curfew, but other nights they’d randomly say “be home by midnight!” or “be home by 11!” Inconsistent parenting like that was very, very frustrating — especially since I was basically good kid […]
Jessica Alba has two beautiful daughters — Honor and Haven. As fantastic as she looks these days, however, you would never know that woman actually carried and gave birth to them. Her body is amazing. She’s not one of those celebrities who just magically bounced back to her pre-baby weight either. Instead she said it took […]
He may have a neckbeard and a nubbin of a man bun, but once upon a time, Leonardo DiCaprio was a boyishly sexy and floppy-haired — and thanks to Swedish model, actor and bartender Konrad Annerud, that ’90s-era Leo LIVES! Annerud is a DEAD FUCKING RINGER for the actor during his “Romeo + Juliet”/”Titanic” years. Just look: Check out […]
