Author: Billy Antonio

10 Celebrity Quotes About Not Having Kids, Because No, Seriously, It’s Really OK Not To

Kids! Your sister has one. That woman on the subway with the very big stroller blocking your way out of the train has one. So does that dude at the coffeeshop who looks like he’d definitely nurse that child strapped to his front if only given the chance. Everyone has a kid! Everyone, except you. […]

Who are Mike Pence’s kids? Michael, Charlotte and Audrey

So, who are Mike Pence’s kids? The governor of Indiana has three children — Michael, Charlotte, and Audrey — with his wife, Karen. Michael, the oldest Pence kid, graduated from basic training for the Marine Corps in 2015 after attending Purdue University. He was seen at the Republican National Convention alongside his parents and his fiancée, Sarah […]

Angelina Jolie to get full custody of 6 kids temporarily, while Brad Pitt has visitation

Custody of the former Brangelina’s six kids has been up in the air since Angelina Jolie filed for divorce; asking for full physical custody of her children. Now, TMZ reports the couple agreed to a temporary custody deal, giving Jolie full physical custody of their kids and Brad Pitt some visitation rights. The deal was […]

Chart: The Most Evil Sidekicks On Your Favorite Reality TV Shows

They’re “not here to make friends,” and they’ll probably throw you “under the bus,” but these ancillary characters on some of our favorite reality TV shows serve a vital purpose: They are the pot-stirrers and trouble makers, the assholes that help incite fights and cause trouble. And like a moth to a reality TV flame, […]

Sex Fail: The 45 Minute BJ

When the Frat Boy I had my eye on invited me over under the guise of “hanging out,”  eating pizza, and watching a scary movie, I arrived with hairy legs to ensure my pants stayed on. Within minutes, the lights dimmed, the movie started, and so did the shoulder massage, which quickly evolved into neck […]

5 Insanely Decadent Desserts

Gluttony is having a moment. And I mean, yeah, one could argue that gluttony has been having a moment since biblical times, but these days it’s different–gluttony is fun and pretty and getting tons of repins on Pinterest. With that in mind, let’s take a tour of 5 super indulgent dessert recipes that look horrifyingly […]