If you were wondering what happens to women past a certain age in Hollywood when their star has fallen and they’ve “aged out” of the roles that were usually available to them, “Inside Amy Schumer” has the answer. Watch as Amy stumbles upon Patricia Arquette, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss and Tina Fey, enjoying a casual ladies brunch in […]
When I first heard “Wet Dreamz” off J.Cole’s latest album, Forest Hills Drive, I sang along for two or three listens until I realized that the song is about boners and premature ejaculation. I wondered how he’d give this song the video treatment, and now, I know: by casting two dogs getting ready to fuck. This isn’t […]
In a clever bit of trolling from the New York Times’ Parenting blog, Jack Cheng, an Asian man, throws his wife — a white woman — under the bus by telling the world that she no longer considers herself 100 percent white. Weird. How can someone’s race change over time? By having and raising two biracial children, that’s […]
Fact: Amy Schumer is hilarious. Fact: Butts are also hilarious, perhaps more so than Amy Schumer. Fact: this video for “Milk Milk Lemonade” is wonderful because it combines both Amy Schumer and butts, and is a gentle reminder to all men who appreciate the booty that poop does, in fact, come out of there. Send […]
“Divorce Court” is some of the highest caliber garbage TV you could watch. If you don’t believe me, please avail yourself of this clip, in which a man accuses his ex-girlfriend of sleeping with the entirety of the Wu-Tang Clan in one night. She claims she’s not a “buss down,” while he says that she “gave ‘em […]
“Fresh Off The Boat” is a bonafide critical success. Audiences love it for the wonder that is Constance Wu and the representation of a culture so rarely seen on network TV. There’s one person who doesn’t love it, and that is Eddie Huang, author of the book that inspired the show. Before the show’s release, […]
Some New York City firefighters have taken to Instagram to share the lives of their rescue cats, and I’m kind of hoping it turns into a massive trend, because stumbling upon their pictures has made my day significantly more cheerful. Boogie of Ladder 24 and Carlow of Ladder 13, both in Manhattan, fill Instagram feeds with their daily adventures, like napping, […]
Time for the quarterly controversy in the comedy world! This time, it is at the hands of mediocre comedy bro Ari Shaffir, who out of nowhere decided to deride a one-armed woman from Los Angeles whom he has barely ever even had interaction with. During a stand-up set that recently aired on Comedy Central, Shaffir called comedienne […]
Like a fresh piece of pizza, my skin glistens — eh, just shines — with oil. I have big pores on my nose and cheeks and a t-zone that announces itself after lunch by shining like the top of the Chrysler building. There are millions of primers, powders, creams, and gels that I’ve tried slathering […]
