You know, in all the nostalgic listicles I’ve seen over the years, I have barely seen a single mention of “Denver The Last Dinosaur.” I also haven’t met many people who even remember it! But maybe you do? Hmm? Now, in case you don’t recall, “Denver” was a show about a dinosaur who was the […]
Parents and faculty all across Fort Myers, Florida now have every right to keep a proverbial (or literal; I’m sure that exists) GPS on their kids after a group of teenagers had sex in a high school bathroom this week. According to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office incident report, cell phone footage showed at least two […]
Admit it: everyone has wandered around a museum or Italy or something and wondered why ancient statues have such tiny penises. They are so itty bitty, and even if they’re flaccid, they’re still really small. According to New York Magazine’s The Cut, there’s a super simple answer for all of this. Just like the standard […]
Twitter can be a very confusing place — especially if you’re not up on the newest trending joke, hashtag campaign, or abbreviations. Recently, I found myself wondering why everyone on Twitter has parentheses around their names. You might have noticed that many Twitter handles are now enclosed in triple parentheses, so it looks like @(((My Twitter Name))). […]
“The Loophole” is another brilliant piece of musical comedy from Garfunkel & Oates, the duo that brought you “29/31.” This time, they’ve moved on from single bitterness to Christian girls who stay “virgins” until they’re married but have anal sex instead. Otherwise known as “going to fifth base” or having “the sex that God can’t […]
Here’s a hard sister act to follow: identical twins Kirstie and Kristie Bronner (yes, those are their names) have been named co-valedictorians of Spelman College, a historically Black college in Atlanta, Georgia. See, Kirstie had a 4.0 GPA and her twin sister Kristie also had a 4.0 GPA, so the school appointed them both to […]
Beyonce’s recently released video “Formation” debuted to virtual standing ovation for some pretty obvious reasons. Not only did she manage to make a visual that is both stunning and captivating, the four minute clip was loaded with political messages about feminism, police brutality and even a statement on the flooding of Hurricane Katrina. To a large […]
This Friday, after reading this glorious article on Raw Story about how the tea company Celestial Seasonings originated from a cult in the ’70s, I found myself in a bit of a cult research internet hole, which last a good amount of the long weekend. This is not unusual for me, as I am actually […]
A 40-year-old woman in Moscow must be extremely happy with her decision to get silicon breast implants five years ago. And not just because her tatas look great in a tank top. Apparently, her implants saved her life. When she and her husband got in a fight earlier this week, he flew into a rage, […]
