Neil Armstrong was the first to walk on the moon. The Wright brothers were the first to fly. And Sacha Baron Cohen was the first to realize Donald Trump is a dick. These are all equal in stature if you’re anything other than a white upper-class cisgender male and routinely thank Hashem or Allah or […]
“As I was watching [Beyoncé’s visual album] I felt very conflicted, I felt her message felt very conflicted in the sense that on the one hand she is putting herself in a category of a feminist, but then the camera, it felt very male, such a male voyeuristic experience of her.” Emma Watson and Rookie […]
I am not really a fan of the Bloody Mary. I understand and appreciate a sip of a well-executed version — the tang of the tomato, the kick of the horseradish, the toxic sludge of heat at the bottom of the glass in all its peppery mystery is not lost on me. Maybe I’ve been […]
The internet is a flower perennially blooming with conspiracy theories, or as I like to call them Real Talk. In what is one of the more fascinating and in-depth revelations since the reveal of Avril Lavigne being replaced by an actress, the sinister truth has come out that JonBenet Ramsey never actually died, she just […]
If you were invited to Alexandra Godino’s May wedding, tune into TLC at 9pm Friday night and you can get a sneak peek of the bridal gown she’ll be wearing. That’s the issue at the heart of a lawsuit Godino filed against the network, in which she attempted to force TLC to delay airing the […]
According to the Kyodo news agency, the popular Japanese school activity kumitaiso, gymnastic displays of human pyramids, is being put in check in order to reduce serious injuries. Education Minister Hiroshi Hase, a former professional wrestler, told reporters that new safety rules would be put in place by March. You know things are out of hand when a ex […]
Artist Aimee Davison likes to paint boobs… with her boobs. The boob she chose to paint with her boobs this week is Donald Trump. Are you confused? Don’t be. It’s all very simple. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GombbD2oGo Davison applies paint to her breasts, which she uses as a brush by squeezing them to get the right “brush” shape. […]
The absolute best part of Business Insider’s profile of Brayden Olson, a 27-year-old entrepreneur from Seattle who says that tons of women fly across the country to meet him because he is “the real-life Christian Grey,” is the footnote: *Editor’s Note: We should mention that Business Insider didn’t think it was worth the resources to […]
Today, we celebrate wrath! And what’s more wrathful than an elaborate revenge plot? Here are five of the most intense acts of revenge in history. Trigger warning for fires, beheadings, stabbings, assassinations and tiger mutilation. Because duh, this is revenge we’re talking about here, not a tea party at your mums. St. Olga of Kiev This […]
