I have a love/hate relationship with Las Vegas. I hate the roving bands of douchebags, the smell of stale cigarette smoke, the rampant objectification of women, and the baffling popularity of Ed Hardy trucker hats. I love the sequined dresses, the free drinks, the “Star Wars”-themed slot machines, and the awesome concerts. After spending another […]
The other day, I was sitting around, and I was thinking, you know what this world needs? World peace, an end to the BP disaster, and underwear that camouflages camel toe. While we may not have reached world peace or solved the BP mess yet, someone has invented Camelflage, undies that conceal unsightly camel toe action. […]
A new incredible grooming trend has started among the pet groomers of Taiwan, and I for one am digging it very hard. The internet animal photo world, much like the porn world, thrives on the new, and this is a trend that is both cute and weird. Of course this only works for the seriously […]
One of the things I’m most excited about in regards to owning my own home is that I can put as many poorly planned nail holes in the wall as I want, without worrying about disapproving looks from my landlord. The walls of our current house have stayed largely empty (so depressing) because we knew […]
Impressing a girl is not easy at all. Some guys have it and some guys don’t. But the probably the easiest way to start is to surprise her with some flowers. You can’t go wrong with flowers, or with diamonds. But if diamonds are a little bit below your price range it’s better to start […]
Best know for their samurai soldiers and their graceful geishas, Japanese culture has taken a surprising turn. Beautiful Japan has since changed and is now a synonym for something entirely different – kawaii. Kawaii combines everything that is cute and adorable and its essence is all about childhood nostalgia. Kawaii looks back on the time […]
Women who demand respect often get exactly that. And why shouldn’t they? We not only deserve it, we should expect it. But there’s a tipping point when a woman’s demands jump the shark from self-respecting to totally high maintenance, or, as I like to call it, highmay. There are the obvious one-name offenders: Madonna and […]
When the situation comes knocking on the door and you need a gift real soon, you are in for a problem, right? The task may become more difficult then you thought in the first place if you don’t really know the person you are buying the present for or just lack any good ideas at […]
I’ve been looking in the mirror for the past several weeks, noticing for the first time, that my forehead has perma-wrinkles. I keep slathering on moisturizer, as if dousing my face in enough cream will somehow make those fine lines disappear (news flash, it won’t). Growing older is the pits — it sneaks up on […]
