Oh, hello there. We were feeling a little on the pervy side today, because, you know, that’s how we roll, and of course, there are the new David Beckham H&M ads where he’s clad only in underwear. What a fine piece of man human he is. We are here to share the top 17 famous man bulges. Without further ado, let’s dive in and explore!
1. David Beckham
This pic is sure to become a man bulge classic. We put two and two together and dang it! If men can stare at our breasts when we walk down the street, then we can Google “famous man bulge” and post the results here. Enjoy!
2. Michael Phelps with teammate
Olympic Swimmer Bulge is best emphasized by nude-colored fabric and a hot physique, but not a cold pool.
3. Travis Fimmell
The first in the grand trilogy of Calvin Klein underwear models. All I have to say is DING DONG!
4. Mark Wahlberg as Dirk Diggler
The most innocent, earnest, and a well-hung porn star in the movies.
5. Cisco Adler
Really, in this case, the twig was just an accessory to the rather, um, saggy berries.
6. Al Gore
Unfortunately, the Presidential nominee’s prominent bulge on the cover of Rolling Stone did not help him win the presidency.
7. Mark Wahlberg
Why do you think he was cast as Dirk Diggler?
8. David Bowie in Labyrinth
Perhaps the first time our young minds ever noticed a bulge was when watching this movie.
9. George Bush
The flight uniform is doing a few favors, for sure.
10. Michael Jackson
For a guy who didn’t seem to have much, he sure liked to grab it a lot.
11. Djimon Hounsou
The third and possibly the best in the Calvin Klein Underwear Model trilogy. Fun fact: Did you know he played a bouncer in the very first episode of “90210”?
12. The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers
Shot by the arty perv, Andy Warhol, natch.
13. Marlon Brando in The Wild Ones
I prefer to remember his crotch this way, rather than in the “Last Tango In Paris” way.
14. Daniel Craig as James Bond
Bulge. James Bulge.
15. Abercrombie & Fitch
See, this brand loves to objectify men too!
16. Stephen Colbert
Hmm, what’s the word? Crotchtastic.
17. Cristiano Ronaldo
Ballsy, on and off the field.
Original by Ami Angelowicz & Amelia McDonell-Parry