If you found yourself oddly aroused by that pterodactyl porn that every person has watched at least once (hey, no shame), I’d like to call your attention to some erotica that might interest you. Christie Sims, who describes herself as a “plain old, everyday Midwestern girl that lives a normal life,” is the world’s most prolific writer in the “Monster Sex” genre. According to her Amazon page,this includes any erotica inspired by “lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens.” Like graphic dinosaur stories? Why, yes.
Sims’ vast body of work includes titles such as The Dinosaur’s Keeper, Taken By The Pterodactyl, Running From The Raptor,Taken At The Dinosaur Museum, Mating With The Raptor, Ravished By The Triceratops and much, much more. Basically, you can have your pick of your preferred, Jurassic dick. Have I aroused your interest? Good. For your reading pleasure, I’ve included a short, NSFW excerpt from Ravished By The Triceratops after the jump. Warning: it contains a whole lot of Mesozoic penis.
[DListed] [Bad Lit Makes The World Go Round]Beliria’s pride has gotten her into trouble again. Before she can complete her rites of womanhood and take her place in the tribe, she must provide a kill for her tribe. Beliria chooses to hunt the most dangerous herbivore on the plains, the Tri-Horn. No single hunter has ever successfully taken a Triceratops, but Beliria is determined to be the first. Naked, with no food, water, or provisions beyond her weapons, Beliria sets out. Tracking the Tri-Horn, she lays a cunning ambush, but it isn’t cunning enough.
“Bel, I am worried about you.” Coulard growled, warming my heart. I grabbed his hand and placed it on my buttock.
“When I come back,” I told him, grabbing his hardening cock in my fist, “I am going to need something from you.”
My eyes went wide as I felt the male hardness of him and I knew that I couldn’t wait – I wanted him now. Then and there on the ground if it need be, I began to stroke his hard cock. I savagely pulled his foreskin back. I came hard, slamming his face against my wet pussy with both hands. Coulard plunged himself deep inside me, pushing forward until our bodies met, his balls crushed against my ass. He began rocking his hips, slamming deeply inside me with every stroke. Meeting Coulard for the first time and almost instantly realizing he would be mine someday, our first kiss, our first lovemaking session…His beak ran gently down my thigh, making me shiver as I felt his hot breath working down towards my groin. His breath ruffled the hatch of my pubic hair as he nuzzled my naked flesh and tickled me with his breath.
The realization hit me like a club to the head. As I had been the cause of this creature losing his mate, he had decided that I was going to be the replacement!
Original by Ami Angelowicz
