“Snow White and the Huntsman” is already highly anticipated, even though it hasn’t even started filming yet. That’s because Charlize Theron will reportedly be playing the Evil Queen and Viggo Mortensen will most likely be playing the hunter she charges with killing Snow White, but who can’t do it and instead becomes her mentor. Now the movie’s stock is about to rise even higher—Kristen Stewart is reportedly in talks to play Snow White. This is a change, as the producers had said they wanted to go with an unknown.
So how will K-Stew do as Snow White? After the jump, a side-by-side comparison of the two ladies.
Name | Snow White | Kristen Stewart |
Country of Origin | Germany, thanks to the Brothers Grimm | Australia, thanks to her mom |
Origin Story | A queen pricks her finger, sees her blood in the snow, and wishes for a daughter with “skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as ebony.” Right after her baby is born, the queen bites it. | The daughter of a producer and a script supervisor, Kristen grew up around sets and started acting. When Jodie Foster wished for an actress to portray her daughter in “Panic Room,” Kristen was the one. |
Her Enemies | Pisses of her step-mom, the Evil Queen when she asks her magic mirror “Who is the fairest of them all?” and the mirror responds “Snow White.” | Pisses off the world of teenage girls when she is cast as Bella Swan in “Twilight” and subsequently is linked to Robert Pattinson, the movie’s lead. |
Her Friends | The seven dwarfs! | Dakota Fanning, her “Runaways” co-star, who is also sorta dwarfy. |
Her Relationship To An Apple | Was fed a poisoned one by the Evil Queen when she discovers the hunter didn’t actually kill her. | Was on the cover of Twilight, the book her career is based on. |
Her Significant Other | A prince who discovers her in a glass coffin, presumed dead after eating the poison apple. He dislodges the fruit and brings her back to life. | The aforementioned RPatz, who plays her vampire love Edward onscreen. When Bella comes close to dying giving birth to his child, he turns her into a vampire. |
Can you imagine as Kristen as Snow White? With some black hair dye and red lipstick, I can kinda see it.
Original by: Kate Torgovnick