The tale of how Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna came to be will go down as one of the great love stories alongside Lancelot and Guinevere, Orpheus and Eurydice, and Napoleon and Josephine to be studied by generations to come. It’s a classic tale of mastermind levels of petty complete with a meticulously executed revenge […]
The internet is a flower perennially blooming with conspiracy theories, or as I like to call them Real Talk. In what is one of the more fascinating and in-depth revelations since the reveal of Avril Lavigne being replaced by an actress, the sinister truth has come out that JonBenet Ramsey never actually died, she just […]
Yes, there will always be something slightly appealing about young, wide-eyed struggling artists and beer pong-loving frat boys with hearts of gold. But sometimes you want someone a little more settled and refined—someone who prefers a suit to a backwards hat and The New York Times to Maxim. Whether you have already snagged yourself a […]
According to the Kyodo news agency, the popular Japanese school activity kumitaiso, gymnastic displays of human pyramids, is being put in check in order to reduce serious injuries. Education Minister Hiroshi Hase, a former professional wrestler, told reporters that new safety rules would be put in place by March. You know things are out of hand when a ex […]
The day I realized that Kyle and I weren’t going to get married was the day he told me how he’d always dreamed of honeymooning at Disneyland Paris. My family was into nature. Most of our vacations were spent hiking through national parks. But Kyle’s family went to the same place every single year: Disney […]
I’ve had bangs for basically my entire nearly-36 years on this planet. No pictures exist of my actual birth, but I’m pretty sure that when the doctors lifted me out of my mother’s body (I was a C-section baby), they declared, “It’s a girl! And she looks like Alfred Hitchcock — with bangs!” As a little kid, […]
Weird alert! Besides enhancing the pectorals of the male species, male nipples can actually play a purpose other than decoration. Since men posses both mammary glands and pituitary glands––the essentials for lactation — they also have the ability to breastfeed. When the factors align properly, some doctors believe that men can partake in nourishing their […]
Suleman is really mentally ill. I mean, really mentally ill. I have no idea why her 14 children are still living in her house. After reading all about the Suleman kids in a forthcoming New York Times Magazine article, I feel fine saying her fetishistic breeding of children, plus plopping said children in front of […]
( 8 Apr 2015 – 23 Dec 2015) Whyyyyy god whyyyyy? People magazine, which really doesn’t get anything wrong, is backing up recent rumors that adorable paparazzi-pranking couple Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are on a break. The sorta-split seems to be mostly due to scheduling and work commitments and, according to a source, “it’s […]
