When it comes to boyfriends, I have never gone for the sentimental type. Maybe it’s because my dad is the sort of guy who likes to sit in the backyard and throw knives at trees. Maybe it’s because I’m not so great at talking about feelings myself. Whatever the reason is, I’ve always had boyfriends […]
Those of you who’ve seen Steven Soderbergh’s “The Girlfriend Experience” will know a little bit about Sasha Grey, who plays the main character. Those of you who are porn enthusiasts will know a hell of a lot more, seeing as Grey has been in more than 160 porn flicks over the past three years. From […]
I have known since I was a wee child that someday, there would be a woman in my life that I would hate more than any person on the planet. She will be the epitome of all things evil; a seething skin-bag of meddlesome, ignorant lady-pus, hardly worthy to walk among us and yet, walk […]
To celebrate Tom Cruise’s 25th anniversary as a Scientologist, the COS commissioned a GIANT NAKED SHROUD of him featuring an excessively huge package, as well as some “commemorative coins” to be featured in a “pop-up Scientology Church” in Clearwater, Florida. [E! Online] David Faustino, aka “Bud Bundy” wants to reboot “Married…With Children.” Which we feel […]
An early visit from Aunt Flo shouldn’t be cause for alarm. Your menstrual cycle is as uniquely different as your individuality. Your current cycle started on the first day of your last period and will end on the first day of your next period. Ideally, a cycle lasts for between 21 and 39 days. (Or […]
Here she comes, Miss Vagina! Earlier this month, Brian Sloan, the inventor of the Autoblow2, decided to hold a worldwide search for the world’s most “perfect” looking lady parts — a Vagina Beauty Pageant, if you will. (Technically we are talking about vulvas here, rather than vaginas, but that’s the language the (male) contest runner […]
Shopping for a bathing suit is a hellish endeavor, regardless of your size. The fitting rooms are small, weird and equipped with horrific lighting and mirrors that make you look like fresh hell. If you’re a straight size — aka nothing bigger than a 16 or so — shopping for bathing suits might be slightly […]
Zazie Beetz has on a patterned head wrap the moment we’re introduced to her character Vanessa on FX’s new hit series Atlanta. Vanessa’s baby daddy slash part-time live-in boyfriend, Earn (Donald Glover), is lying next to her with headphones cupping his ears. A few playful exchanges about Earn’s wacky dream leads to neck kisses. But […]
I like to think of myself as a logical, control-my-own destiny kind of girl. I think most of my friends see themselves as equally levelheaded. But recently a friend was describing the physical sensations she gets when she meets someone that she really likes — butterflies, sweaty palms, quick heartbeat. No matter how hard she […]
