Robin Thicke is trying to make his name a #hashtag thing, and fair enough. His new song “Blurred Lines,” featuring T.I. and Pharrell is #terrible, but nobody is gonna care once they see the unrated video for it, which is full of basically naked models and their #boobies. It’s hard to remember how the Robin […]
Big boobs are a blessing and a curse … mostly a curse, or so I hear. Which is why this full-body pillow called ComfyBreasts is utterly intriguing. It’s a regular full-body pillow with a section cut out for the breasts to rest. A well-endowed lady can lie face down for sleep, massages or even chiropractor […]
Last night on the way home from work, a bag containing the contents of my desk broke as I was getting off the subway. In that bag was a giant, rubber boob that Amelia had given me as a going away present. Just to be clear, I don’t normally travel with a rubber breast in […]
Artist Aimee Davison likes to paint boobs… with her boobs. The boob she chose to paint with her boobs this week is Donald Trump. Are you confused? Don’t be. It’s all very simple. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GombbD2oGo Davison applies paint to her breasts, which she uses as a brush by squeezing them to get the right “brush” shape. […]
I like boobs. I’m a straight woman, but really, who doesn’t appreciate them? Robots. Reptiles. Sauron. That’s about it. And I’m not even positive about Sauron. He might have, at some point, before he was all disembodied. Breasts are awesome. As feminist writer Gail Collins said in her New York Times piece, “Everybody likes breasts […]
Are you watching Crazy Ex-Girlfriend yet? If not, maybe this delightfully written and choreographed music video about having a bigger bosom will convince you. Co-creator, writer, and star Rachel Bloom breaks it down in this musical interlude simply called “Heavy Boobs” from last night’s episode, which includes equally busty backup dancers with a sense of […]
We’ve all got to pay rent somehow. Kristy Love from Atlanta, Georgia, uses her 48NN boobs — but not the way you think. Love is a “busty masseuse” who smothers and massages clients with her large breasts. According to her website, the BBW model — which stands for “big beautiful woman” — charges $150 for […]
The first rule of man boobs: Don’t talk about the man boobs. Following that: Don’t touch the man boobs. And like a lackey on a Nicholas Cage set, do not look the man boobs in the eye. Errr, nipple. In my decade and a half experience negotiating male bodies, I have seen some things. Male […]
A 27-year-old woman going by the name of “Elizabeth Raine” is auctioning off her virginity to help pay for med school … well, kind of. She says money is her motivation, but she doesn’t need the money. Her auction takes place on April 1, so it might be a big joke. [Huffington Post] This teenager […]
