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10 Ways NOT To Praise Our Vaginas

Oh Asylum, how happy are we that you’ve discovered our need to have praise bestowed upon our sacred lady flowers! So happy that we were inspired to compliment your wangs! Although your vajayjay compliment primer is certainly a valiant effort, now might be a good time to tell you that a comment like “Your vagina is so much […]

25 Sex Oopsies That Happen To The Best Of Us

As much as we’d all like to believe we’re smooth operators in the bedroom, sometimes shit happens that can prevent us from being our suavest selves during sex. (Seriously though, literal shit can happen if your partner pulls the unexpected finger-in-the-ass move.) Maybe you got a pube caught in your throat or he’s got a bad case of Gumby […]

What’s The Most Ridiculous Post-Sex Request You’ve Ever Received?

This week’s standout caller on Dan Savage’s “Savage Love” podcast was the kind of guy you hope you never encounter, the kind of dude you hope your son never becomes. This gentleman had recently had sexual relations with a girl in his bed and when she left, he noticed that she had gotten some period […]

Our Unusual Flirting Techniques

Forget cheesy pick-up lines, laughter, flipping your hair. The best kind of flirting is the kind that’s infused with your signature style. For example, when I’m really trying to impress a guy, I bust out my dorky dance moves like “the run for the border,” “the pony trot,” or the “Richard Simmons.” I also do […]