I wish more men were like Nick Gilronan, winner of last year’s Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest (this year’s contest is this Sunday, aka Father’s Day). He is proud of what he’s got between his legs, so much so that he was willing to stand almost naked, wearing just a mankini, in front of a […]
Before I used Foria’s Cannabis Lube to get my vagina high for the first time, I had a lot of thoughts running through my head about what it would be like. Is it going to be a high that’s similar to smoking weed? I love smoking weed, and I love cannabis terpenes. Or will it […]
Here’s a thing I can promise: If you invite me to your wedding, your other guests will comment on the quality of my dancing. It’s inevitable. I’ve never been to a wedding where the thank you note for whatever I picked off the registry didn’t do exactly that. Anything from, “My Uncle Morty loved your […]
By the time I entered my junior year of college, I was convinced that Binghamton University had only three kinds of guys. There were the players. There were the boys who were saving themselves for marriage. And there were the ones who learned about sex from my mother. A biological anthropologist, my mom taught Intro […]
Women will never leave the house again now that there’s a sex toy that simulates female oral sex. Take that, Fleshlight! [Nerve] Take note, guys. Legs on the shoulders and anal are not sex positions loved by all women. [Your Tango] A 16-year-old girl was engaging in “consensual sexual strangulation” with her 43-year-old boyfriend when […]
This is what Mario Lopez looks like naked, hand-crafted out of Dove chocolate. I love chocolate and I find Mario attractive, but together, somehow wrong. [Evil Beet Gossip] Someone got all Carl Jung on sexuality and divided the general population into sex archetypes. Freud is jealous from the great beyond that he didn’t think of […]
I went to a college that was funded with money from a nearby casino. Unsurprisingly, the biggest neighboring city has a population of 30,000 people and 10 fully-nude strip clubs for them to attend. Regardless of how expensive the drinks are and how off-putting both the strippers and clientele are (one guy told me he’d […]
