Tag: weddings

Woman Drops Child To Catch A Wedding Bouquet & The Chance At True Love

When the chance at true love comes around, it’s imperative that you do everything in your power to snatch it. This was clearly this woman’s thought process as she went hard for the bouquet at a wedding, dropping the child she was carrying in the process. Love requires sacrifice. This toddler was the sacrifice. According […]

Emily Postmodern: How To Have A Wedding Without Becoming An Asshole

You’re getting married? Congratulations … oh wait, best wishes? I can never remember what you are supposed to say to the lady — let’s just go with YAY! Hold up, you aren’t excited? You’re already stressed out by expectations and pressure from family and friends? You want to have a wedding that reflects you and […]

The Cost Of Your Wedding & Engagement Ring Can Predict Divorce

A study conducted by economists at Emory University found that the amount of money spent on a couple’s wedding and engagement can pretty accurately predict whether divorce is on the horizon. The study, smugly titled “‘A Diamond Is Forever’ And Other Fairy Tales” (love it), surveyed over 3,000 people about their nuptial spending, controlling for […]

What’s Your Wedding Song — Real Or Imagined?

Sitting in Starbucks awhile ago, Jack Johnson‘s cute little ditty “Banana Pancakes” came over the sound system. “Pretend like it’s the weekend now,” I sang to myself, thinking, This song is significant. Why is this song significant? Then I remembered: my friend Tania picked “Banana Pancakes” as her first dance song when she married her […]