Fear makes it all the more fun
When you finally get that cute girl or hot guy all to yourself and things start getting seriously hot and heavy, any number of things can go wrong, making you both stop in your tracks. Not even a rush of hormones or the desire to end a long dry spell can combat the wacky mood-killer that just happened. Perhaps whatever you’re doing to the other person brought up some traumatic memories for them, so they become a sobbing, inconsolable mess. If you’ve got little humans or little animals running around, you know that they’re always bent on destroying your sexy time. The biggest mood ruiner of all is laughter, but it may just end up drawing you closer together in the end.
The events that transpired between these horny lovers was definitely enough to stop the erotic goings-on, but it didn’t always end badly for them.
Not even the hottest partner in the world can get it going after scenarios like these
About 10 years ago, was having some morning sex after a big night out on the booze. Girlfriend is on top, she ends up squeezing/relaxing the wrong muscles and poops all over the two of us. Not solid mind you, this was the beer poops, so pretty much diarrhea. It was all I could do not to throw up there and then and add to the mess, but I did throw up while cleaning it off in the shower. (TheDestroyerOfWords)
5 Days Later
So there we are…2am and getting down after a long night of drinking. It was the last day of my period and well after six hours of drink totally forgot I had a tampon in until 5 days later and my coworker commented on a funny smell. It got push so far up I had to have a doctor remove it. Ugh. (FlinklyPlinkly)
Girl was giving me head and her cat took the gnarliest diarrhea dump in the middle of the room and it was so foul that she almost started crying and we had to leave the apartment. That cat really hated me. (jawshgoodnight)
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Original by Emily Hingle