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Yahoo! Answers Some Tough, Steamy Questions About The Vagina

by The Frisky April 10, 2019
by The Frisky April 10, 2019

Sometimes, people say the dumbest things. And when they do, luckily, they say them all in the same place: Yahoo! Answers. Why, just this week, Emily asked:

“Why does steam come out of my vagina?”

My guess is she’s a fire crotch! Ha, get it? Anyway, we’ll let the “experts” on internet forums help her figure this conundrum out. In the meantime, we here at The Frisky found a bunch more hilarious sex questions that make Emily seem like the tip of the confused iceberg.

Source: Teen Vogue

1. The Tangled Muff We Weave

Niki: “How can I make the hair on my vagina thicker and longer?”

Frisky Answer: Pick up some of those Jessica Simpson hair extensions.

2. OctoMom, Is That You?

Jamie: “How many children does a women have before their vagina is too loose to have good sex? This isn’t a porno question. My girlfriend has had 6 children due a previous relationship. I was just wondering if the vagina would be very loose or just slightly. Would I still get good sex?”

Frisky Answer: Whether or not the sex is good depends on your compatibility. But clearly, based on her fertility history, you should use a condom!

3. How Deep Is Your Love

Greek Warrior: “How deep in the vagina do you have to ejaculate for it to lead to pregnancy?”

Frisky Answer: Roughly 10 feet, but go as deep as you can, baby!

Source: Sex And Psychology

4. The Truth About Pussycats And Dogs

xmillerphotos: “Why does my male dog keep licking my spayed female dogs vagina?”

Frisky Answer: Because he’s trying to show you how it’s done!

5. Abstract Art

Akenaton: “Why does the artistic versions of the Virgin Mary appear like a vagina?”

Frisky Answer: It’s a Christmas miracle! Just kidding, you’re a pervert.

6. A Close Shave

Tatijana: “Why do I develop rash-like bumps on my vagina a few days after shaving it? Is there anything I can do?”

Frisky Answer: Sure, you’ve got three options. 1. Become a hippie. 2. Get full coverage bikini bottom-shorts or a skirt. 3. Use an electric razor that is less likely to cause ingrown hairs or get waxed.

Source: Healthline

7. Secret Garden

tmindz: “Medical question: What effects are there if the vagina is not used for more than 5 years?”

Frisky Answer: Well, by then a Leprechaun has deemed it a safe storage place where no one will ever look for his pot of gold!

8. Laser Man Removal

Snoop: “Can a laser pointer deflorate the hymen of a virgin vagina?”

Frisky Answer: Nope, and neither can any man who owns a laser pointer or creates a George Bush-esque word like “deflorate.”

[via Buzzfeed]

Original by Simcha

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