Over on Gawker, a commenter wondered what the opposite of an erection is. And that got me wondering, hey, what is the opposite of an erection called? To clarify, we’re not talking about a flaccid penis here. This is more like: If an erection says, “I have seen something that has given me an erection,” whatever this is says, “I have seen something that makes my penis the opposite of erect.” It’s like a no-boner. Get it? Like a no-brainer! Anyway. Check out our list of the top 10 names you could call the anti-erection if the situation required.
- Limpy
- No-No
- Hidey San
- Witching Rod
- Failure to Launch
- Sleepy Joe
- Weenis
- Down Dog
- Mr. Softy
- The Decumbentator
Got a better name? Put it in the comments.
Original by Susannah Breslin
