You know that moment where you make an expression of glee, sometimes not even realizing you’re doing it aloud, and find yourself getting uncomfortable looks from everyone else in the room? You probably just made a really sexual sound in public. It happens more than we’d like to admit to ourselves, because being turned on isn’t the only thing supremely satisfying enough to illicit moans, whimpers and sighs of ecstasy. After the jump, 20 not-so-sexy things that spark orgasmic sound effects!
1. Eating delicious oozy melted cheese
2. Finally popping that one cricked bone in your neck
3. Figuring out how to conclude your big thesis
4. Discovering that someone FINALLY bid on your ebay auction
5. Cake
6. Squeezing out a really satisfying fart
7. Taking a really good pee
8. Q-tipping
9. Peeling off a whole chunk of nail polish rather than little chips
10. Collapsing on the floor in front of the air conditioner after you work out
11. Taking off your high heels and bra after a really long day
12. Seeing latest season of your favorite show finally pop up on Netflix
13. Laying hands on a coveted pair of shoes at the sample sale before anyone else finds them
14. Climbing solo into a bed with freshly washed sheets after a spent running around
15. A really good hamstring stretch
16. Sighing in yoga class
17. Finally sitting down after hours on your feet
18. Finding out your favorite Modcloth dress is finally on sale
19. Shaving your legs for the first time after a long winter and feeling how smooth they are
20. Getting an email just before walking out the door that says your early morning class/shift/meeting is canceled and collapsing back into bed
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