And now, some very important figures on average peen length brought to you by the friendly researchers at King’s College London Medical School, who wanted to create a “systematic review of penile size measurements.” Their findings aren’t all that surprising. From the Science of Us:
Average length of flaccid penis: 3.61 inches
Average length of flaccid penis stretched out by researchers (yes, that’s a thing they do sometimes): 5.21 inches
Average length of erect penis: 5.17 inches (alas, on this most important of categories, the researchers could only find four studies that fit their criteria, so the sample size is a relatively small 692 individuals)
Average circumference of flaccid penis: 3.67 inches
Average circumference of erect penis: 4.59 inches
Source: myhealthtime.ie
Right. So, what you can expect when you get your third date with Mr. I-Suppose-So in the bedroom is your classic grower-not-a-shower. A respectable 3.6 inches flaccid swells to a mighty 5.17 inches long. That’s like going from a Lil’ Smokey to a hot dog, which is not too shabby. But, the most telling stat of all is the circumference. With the average ween weighing in at a baffling 4.59 inches around, it’s practically a chode, which is endearing in its own right, all cute and plump, like a Shar-pei or a harbor seal, napping sweetly in the sea breeze.
[Science of Us]Original by Megan Reynolds
