Author: Billy Antonio

“Harry Potter” Scribe J.K. Rowling Gets Her Own Barbie Doll

Now don’t get jealous, Stephen King. Mattel has created a one-of-a-kind J.K. Rowling doll to honor the billionaire-ess author of the Harry Potter series. At last, a Barbie who can realistically afford all those clothes, the pink Corvette, and mortgage payments for the Barbie Dream House! The J.K. Rowling Barbie made her debut alongside a […]

The 17 best Jennifer Aniston memes throwing shade on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s divorce

What the hell is wrong with you people? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are divorcing and all Twitter can do is post Jennifer Aniston memes in response? Uh, you’re damn straight that’s all people can do. Because it’s about fucking time. As a longtime, devoted member of Team Jen, scrolling through GIFs of eternally perky […]

Brock Turner’s Lawyers Asked Victim-Blaming Questions Of The Survivor, A Newly Released Transcript Reveals

Early last month, the light sentencing of convicted rapist Brock Turner outraged many for the message it sent to victims around the nation that not having “severe impact” on rapists was a higher priority than justice. His victim’s letter to him became widely shared, and it’s worth noting how, in the letter, she referenced “his attorney’s twisted logic,” […]

Girl Talk: Why Am I Scared Of Men?

After hours in front of my laptop, my back is usually gnarled into a “C” shape. I’ve learned to remedy the Ladyblogging Hunchback with some yoga. But this afternoon, when I checked the schedule and read the instructor’s name, Matthew, I started making excuses not to go. I don’t know Matthew, but I might have […]

Make It Stop: “I Feel Like My Chances Of Finding Love Are Hopeless”

I’m 31 years old and I’ve never been in relationship, nor have I ever been in love.  I look at couples — married, cohabiting, dating — and I’m so envious of their ability to open up and create something with another person. Sometimes I feel like I’m too broken to even be considered by the universe […]