Guys, for the holidays this year, why blow your wad on an engagement ring when you can put your money where your mouth should be? Show your lady that you are committed to her pleasure and worship her vagina with a platinum and diamond vibrator. Australian jeweler Colin Burn’s plans to make “the most luxurious […]
Hello. Formerly bearded and perennially-attractive actor Tom Hardy is shooting a new BBC period piece called Taboo. In said period piece, he is, apparently, naked save for some tattoos, in a canoe. Tom Hardy has, from what we can tell, a relatively attractive and sizable wang, though it is unclear what the foreskin adds if anything. […]
Since all combat roles are open to women, the Marines have changed the height and weight requirements for female members. Now, women can be five to seven pounds heaver per inch, so they can actually have some muscle. Commander General Robert Neller told The Washington Post he hears female Marines complain all the time that they’re lifting and beefing […]
Teen boys masturbate more than teen girls and start touching themselves at younger ages, according to a new study of 800 teens by National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior. You’re shocked, right? The NSSHB study analyzed 2009 data taken from girls and boys ages 14 to 17 and was published yesterday in the journal […]
Last night, while I was catching up on “United States Of Tara,” I learned that no matter how much of a Frisky gal I am, there are still some sexy things I don’t know. There was a running joke on the last episode, started by high schoolers, about doin’ it like dogs in a bathtub. […]
About a year ago, the ad agency I worked for let me go and while I looked for another job in advertising, I started babysitting to pay the bills. It was somewhat surprising to me how much I liked working as a babysitter: the hours are flexible, the pay is under the table, and you […]
A new product called Neotensil is being heralded as a game changer in the fight against aging, so much so that it’s being compared to “Spanx for your face.” Jennifer Aniston is apparently heavily involved, and I will basically do anything to my body that she tells me to do, so that seems like a smart choice. Read more on The […]
You know, in all the nostalgic listicles I’ve seen over the years, I have barely seen a single mention of “Denver The Last Dinosaur.” I also haven’t met many people who even remember it! But maybe you do? Hmm? Now, in case you don’t recall, “Denver” was a show about a dinosaur who was the […]
Parents and faculty all across Fort Myers, Florida now have every right to keep a proverbial (or literal; I’m sure that exists) GPS on their kids after a group of teenagers had sex in a high school bathroom this week. According to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office incident report, cell phone footage showed at least two […]
