Author: Billy Antonio

So Wrong: Baby Wee Wee, A Doll That Pees

I’ve never been able to get behind dolls that perform bodily functions, but I especially cannot understand why you would want one that does so animatronically. After the jump, check out an ad for a boy baby doll that will pee in your dad’s face — but only after you feed him and make him […]

Urban Outfitters Wants You To “Eat Less”

So, let’s review, shall we? Urban Outfitters: Wants to add “Obama/Black” to the Crayola box, Suggests it’s up to men to “preserve” their daughters’ virginity, Does not want to support gay marriage, And now thinks women should “eat less.” You know what I want? Urban Outfitters to STFU. [via Hug Party] Original by Amelia McDonell-Parry […]

Show Your Amore For Top Chef’s Fabio

Aside from Carla, the crazy Muppet-like chef, our favorite contestant on “Top Chef” this season was Fabio, hands down — and the fans agreed! On the reunion show, which aired on Wednesday, Fabio won “Fan Favorite” — and now you can take Fabio home with you. Show your amore for the sexy and charming Italian […]

First Time For Everything: Hooking Up With A Woman

Simply put, I have been boy crazy since elementary school. Men have always been the ones I kissed, fellated, fucked, Skype-sexed, you name it. All of my sexual experiences and struggles coming to terms with my sexual kinks have involved cisgendered men. But until recently, there was a side of myself that lay dormant so […]

How’s This For A Crazy “Forking” Diet?

There are a ton of weird diets out there, but here’s one we’ve never seen before (although apparently it isn’t totally new): Forking. The principle is to eat only foods that can be eaten and prepared with a fork. You’re allowed to eat what you want during the day (within reason), but when it comes […]

Mindy Kaling’s brother trashes her for not liking his book, saying she “plays a slut” on TV

Mindy Kaling’s estranged brother, Vijay Jojo Chokal-Ingam, has a new book out called Almost Black: The True Story of How I Got Into Medical School by Pretending To Be Black. But Kaling doesn’t seem to want anything to do with it or her brother, and because of that choice, Kaling’s brother called her a slut. Because obviously, […]