The sexiest skin flicks out there don’t come from porn, but from Hollywood: Gael Garcia Bernal‘s supa-hot three-way in Y Tu Mama Tambien; James Spader spanking Maggie Gyllenhaal in Secretary; the unimaginable horrors of vagina dentata in Teeth. And don’t even get us started on “Last Tango In Paris.” Here are the eight dirtiest movies we’ve ever seen — and make […]
This time of year is tough. These cold months between the holidays and the first day of spring are like one giant, perpetual Monday staring you in the face. I’m generally a pretty happy-go-lucky person, but when the chilly months roll around, my personality changes. I get down in the dumps over just about everything. This time […]
As far as I’m concerned, the winter is good for nothing except hibernation and Netflix marathons. Besides, why would you leave the house when your skin is cracking, your lips are chapped and your leg hair won’t stop growing? Ain’t nobody got time for that. But unfortunately, life goes on, and we’re forced to face the harsh […]
We already knew that SWA (sex with animals) was bad for the soul, but the other day we learned why it is equally bad for the penis. Just so we’re all clear here, sticking a d**k in a non-human animal hole doubles the risk for penis cancer. Sure, we knew that somehow, somewhere in a […]
Life is an adventure, or that’s what I told myself yesterday, as a small tube was inserted into my butthole. Hold on, let me backtrack. A few weeks ago, a friend in PR asked if I wanted to write about something called the Optimum Detox Treatment offered at Manhattan’s Paul Labrecque Salon and Spa. Naturally, I […]
Porn! So awesome. So terrible! So sexy. So cool. No, really, porn is great and we live in a word where a glut of choice is the default. That means that every single kink, fetish, and predilection is easily accounted for. It seems like finding porn for women that’s actually good would be easy. After all, […]
Rubiks cubing. Collecting daggers. Sky diving. Synchronized swimming. Celebrity hobbies are not always what you’d guess. After the jump, some celebrities who surprised us with their cool, unusual, or unexpected choice of hobby. Perhaps one of them will inspire you to pick up a new skill. Kate Moss Synchronized Swims Kate Moss traveled to Phuket, […]
I have thought about this for a long time now, and I am now finally ready to come out of the closet and say that I do not freaking understand how or why Keurig coffee makers are a thing a person would have in their home. Having just seen an article about how Keurig is […]
Somebody call the PC Police: the Michelle Obama-inspired “Just Move!” stamp series, which encourages kids to lead more active lifestyles, has been put on hold because it depicts children participating in “unsafe activities.” You know, like skateboarding without kneepads and headstands without a helmet. Yes, really. Abstract, faceless cartoon images doing “unsafe” cannonballs in a […]
