Author: The Frisky

Weekend Shut-In Worksheet: Read The Mathematics Of Love, Listen To Willow Smith & Watch “Nightcrawler”

Cold-ass weekend weather means Tink, popcorn, “Nightcrawler” and Wonder Woman. Stay in, you weirdos. READ My psychiatrist said that How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie should be required reading for everyone, so I might as well start now, right? I assume that reading it will enable me to become supreme ruler of […]

An Analysis Of The “House Of Cards” Cryptic Teaser Trailer

Netflix has released a cryptic “House of Cards” season 3 trailer, featuring President and Mrs. Underwood as they come together from separate places in the early hours of the morning. Here’s a shot-by-shot synopsis of the 2:36 trailer, titled “The Full Quartet”: We see Frank taking putting out a cigarette in order to take a call […]

12 “Uplifting” Quotes To Float You Down The Frozen River Of Denial This Winter

I’ve detested winter my whole life, but since it’s inevitable whether I like it or not, I made a little project last year of trying to at least appreciate the season’s finer points. (Sledding! Hot chocolate! Pine trees!) To really commit myself to this (ultimately fruitless) task, I tried to get hyped up by talking to the people in my […]

Happy Presidents Day, Here Is A Pic Of Justin Bieber’s Penis

NSFW version here. So is this a legit photo of Justin Bieber’s commander-in-chief? Dude, I don’t know, all dicks kinda look alike to me, but AJ Daulerio over at Ratter seems pretty familiar and convinced of its authenticity. Get the full scoop on Justin’s alleged dong at the link. Enjoy the rest of the holiday starring at this blurry peen […]

More Thoughts On Jean-Paul Goude, The Black Jezebel Stereotype & That Racist Kim Kardashian Photoshoot

Yesterday, I did a brief post on the racism displayed in Kim Kardashian’s much talked about Paper magazine cover and photoshoot. I focused on Kardashian’s demotion from “Whiteness” in society because of her relationships with Black men; relationships that have essentially cast her into the realm of “Blackness” where her body is readily exploited and […]

The Soapbox: On Laverne Cox’s Nude Photo Spread & Meghan Murphy’s Transphobia

Laverne Cox graced Allure’s annual “Nudes” issue with a picture that is so honest in its emotion and raw in its beauty I damn near cried looking at it. She admits her insecurities and ultimately decided to shrug them off and have the mac ‘n’ cheese she was craving the night before the shoot. That’s […]

Iggy Azalea’s Boyfriend Thinks A Dolphin Tried To Murder Him, Steal His Girl

LA Lakers reserve guard Nick Young, the boyfriend of Iggy Azalea, had a chat with reporters Tuesday night, in which he explained the story behind a recent tweet of Iggy’s about how he is scared of dolphins. Via ESPN: “He was playing with everybody else, doing what dolphins do — the ‘ack ack’ and all that,” Young […]

Please Give Me A Reason Not To Be Skeeved Out By Trendy IV Treatments

Hangovers can take us to the depths of physical despair, but no matter how I spin it in my mind, I just can’t imagine having a pounding head and then begging someone to stick a needle in my arm on top of it — yet thousands are regularly clamoring for elective IV drips that promise to improve their lives in the […]