Category: Entertainment

This Family’s “Labyrinth” Costumes Win Halloween

That’s it. Everyone else can go home now. This family’s incredible, handmade “Labyrinth” costumes just instantly rendered every other costume tragically subpar. I mean, look at the tiny Goblin King! And that amazingly detailed Ludo mask! And DIDYMUS RIDING THE DOG. It’s all too perfect for words. Bravo, “Labyrinth” family, bravo. [Laughing Squid] Original by […]

“Real Housewife” Lynne Gets Evicted But Keeps Spending Money On Stupid Stuff

I felt pretty bad for Lynne Curtin and her family while watching last night’s episode of “The Real Housewives of Orange County.” When the doorbell rang, daughter Alexa opened the door—and was handed an eviction notice. (Things not to say on TV #436, Raquel: “Is this for real? Or am I dreaming because I’m so […]

Man Pulls Gun On Pizza Man For Taking Too Long To Deliver His Goddamn Pizza

I don’t think there is any question that pizza is serious business. In this cruel world of ours, there are few precious things that can allow even just a momentary feeling of happiness and peace – and pizza –  my friends, is one of them. However, a Pittsburgh man went too far with his pizza worship […]

Chris Christie Just Vetoed A Bill To Prevent Domestic Abusers From Having Guns

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie had it pretty rough throughout his failed campaign for the presidency, and arguably rougher since allegedly being taken hostage by presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump. In fact, you probably almost sympathized with him — I mean, that look of stupefied terror in his eyes while standing behind Trump giving a speech? Having his access to […]

Janice Dickinson’s Defamation Suit Against Bill Cosby Will Move Forward

A California judge has decided that Janice Dickinson’s case against her alleged rapist, Bill Cosby, can go forward. Dickinson brought a suit against Cosby for defamation in May 2015, after his lawyers claimed that Dickinson lied about her assault. There’s no date for the trial yet, and Cosby’s lawyers will have the opportunity to continue […]

An Anti-Abortion Group In Kansas Wants You To Beware of “Human-Animal” Hybrids

There is no shortage of vastly important issues politicians have the utmost obligation to be transparent about. Where does Hillary stand on the transgender bathroom crisis? Where does Bernie stand on gun control? Where does Donald Trump stand on the use of hairspray? All of theses are issues responsible citizens want their public servants to discuss their […]

PETA Promises Veganism Will Make You “A Tantric Porn Star”

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals’ ad campaigns are usually an 11 on the eyeroll scale, only a point behind Axe Body Spray. Their latest ad features a woman whose body is all covered up for once, but she’s wearing a neck brace because her little boyfriend from “Portlandia” “went vegan and knocked the […]