Megyn Kelly, you’re all right. Say what you will about Fox News (which hopefully is very little, because my god, talk about bottling up the worst conservative arguments into one place and giving them a megaphone), one thing is true: their own Megyn Kelly, right-leaning host of “The Kelly File,” is kind of a bad […]
Last month, I went on an amazing trip to Buenos Aires, Argentina. Only a not so amazing thing happened at one of the hotels where I stayed. I went to bed after a night of tango dancing, and sometime circa 2 a.m., I woke up to what felt like a pin prick on my hand. […]
STD Awareness Month has got us thinking about which STDs we consider the worst (besides AIDS, because, c’mon) — I vote for gonorrhea, personally. But then I wonder about dudes, and how much they really know about STDs. Do they know enough to vote for the worst? Their responses, after the jump.The Hipster Guy The […]
Have you ever dealt with a serial upstager? A one-upping, attention-grabbing, spotlight-stealing individual who never quits? Have you forgotten what it feels like to tell a story about work/the crazy man outside of your apartment/that time you were in Africa teaching kids to read and write/anything in its entirety? Have you’ve become all too comfortable […]
Oh, how much fun it would be to work on the creative for a laxative brand’s ad campaign! And fun was clearly what the crazy kids at McCann Healthcare Worldwide were having when they came up with this ad for Dulcolax’s latest ad campaign. Turds! In poop prison! Counting the days they’ve been trapped inside […]
Weird alert! Besides enhancing the pectorals of the male species, male nipples can actually play a purpose other than decoration. Since men posses both mammary glands and pituitary glands––the essentials for lactation — they also have the ability to breastfeed. When the factors align properly, some doctors believe that men can partake in nourishing their […]
United Bamboo is a designer clothing company that makes expensive clothes for humans, and equally expensive clothes for cats. Like, you can buy a sequined cat evening gown for $68 or a cat parka (with animal fur on it!) for $98. If you want. If that’s your thing. They even make an annual cat calendar, […]
God, I love it when newscasters go off script! This guy — Michael, I guess — concludes after a segment on a woman’s successful G-Shot procedure, “She’s enjoying penis a little bit more, is she?” [BuzzFeed] Original by Amelia McDonell-Parry @xoamelia
Amber Rose, patron saint of No Fucks Left To Give, comes to us today with an important lesson in flipping the walk of shame on its head, in this inspiring and revelatory public service announcement from Funny or Die. The message is clear: fuck the “walk of shame,” strut your stuff proudly after your adult […]
