Mindy Kaling’s estranged brother, Vijay Jojo Chokal-Ingam, has a new book out called Almost Black: The True Story of How I Got Into Medical School by Pretending To Be Black. But Kaling doesn’t seem to want anything to do with it or her brother, and because of that choice, Kaling’s brother called her a slut. Because obviously, […]
Joanne the Scammer is turning one of her iconic catchphrases into merchandize. In her signature blonde wig and faux fur, Joanne announces the “Get Out of My Caucasian House” welcome mats in a new video. And don’t say Joanne is only here for the fame. Her caucasian heart is donating 50 percent of the profits to […]
“Star Trek” has been a part of popular culture for nearly 50 years now, so it was inevitable that many of the popular lines from the show would work their way into our vernacular. Most of us know a “Star Trek” catchphrase or two, but working them into casual conversation can be a bit of […]
You know that stupid saying, “assuming makes an ass of you and me”? I hate that saying, it’s annoying, but in the case of dating, it’s true. You may be having omigodtheverybesttimeofyourlife dating this new and wonderful creature. You may be spending every weekend at his place and making stupid shmoopy eyes at each other […]
1. ShowerBeer: This is a place where you can go to talk about/post pictures of your favorite shower beers. Maybe you like bath beers? I’ve never tried it but I’m sure it’s great, because … well it’s beer. 2. Birds With Arms: All about birds. With Arms. Not humans with bird arms. Birds with human arms. (This […]
Out of all the Snapchat filters available, none is more popular than the puppy. And, after Snapchat fan and Famous Person Kim Kardashian mentioned that the regular puppy wasn’t doing it for her, Snapchat has delivered. So, how do you get the new dalmatian Snapchat filter for yourself? All you need is a friend, some good […]
To say that Jeffrey Wells is America’s worst film critic is to do a disservice to just how truly, incredibly terrible this man is at his job. A movie blogger and entertainment reporter for the cesspool of industry gossip known as Hollywood Elsewhere, Wells developed a strange cult following of hate-readers for his stream-of-consciousness posts […]
What a coincidink. Just as we find out that Kris Humphries popped the question to Kim Kardashian amidst mini-horses doused in glitter, the New Jersey Nets star also makes an appearance in GQ modeling swim trunks. And man, does he do a good job of it. Kris is my favorite type of hot—sweet, baby face […]
Smokey Robinson & the Miracles’ “You’ve Really Got A Hold On Me” is maybe my most favorite song of all time. It so perfectly captures the heartbreaking frustration of loving someone who is so, so bad for you, who can’t give you what you deserve, and doesn’t deserve what you have to give. I was […]
