Category: News

Look At This Asshole: Man Spits on Valet Outside The Stinking Rose, Then Hits Him With His Car

The Beverly Hills police are searching for a rich jerk who spit on a valet driver, then hit him with his car and drove away, after being unable to pay the man for his services. This incident happened outside of the garlic-intensive chain restaurant,  The Stinking Rose, which is known for aggressively mediocre food and being sniffed […]

New Police Report Shows Josh Duggar Confessed 3 Times To 7 Acts Of Child Molestation

Ugh ugh ugh, it just keeps getting worse. A new police report obtained by In Touch from the Washington County Sheriff’s Office reveals further details about Josh Duggar’s molestation confession when he was a teenager. This police report features fewer redactions than the previous report, and indicates that Josh actually confessed three times between March […]

Shocker: “Duck Dynasty” Vegas Musical Flops A Month After Premiere

Insert sad trombone and/or duck call noise here! “The Duck Commander Musical” is closing in Las Vegas after only a month, after having seen dismal ticket sales since its premiere. On average, less than 100 tickets were purchased for each showing, despite offering steep discounts. Not so surprising given the fact that there is not […]

J. Cole’s New Video Features Two Dogs About To Get It In

When I first heard “Wet Dreamz” off J.Cole’s latest album, Forest Hills Drive, I sang along for two or three listens until I realized that the song is about boners and premature ejaculation. I wondered how he’d give this song the video treatment, and now, I know: by casting two dogs getting ready to fuck. This isn’t […]

Ari Shaffir Spews Hate At Fellow Comic Damienne Merlina — But She Gets The Last Word

Time for the quarterly controversy in the comedy world! This time, it is at the hands of mediocre comedy bro Ari Shaffir, who out of nowhere decided to deride a one-armed woman from Los Angeles whom he has barely ever even had interaction with. During a stand-up set that recently aired on Comedy Central, Shaffir called comedienne […]