You know how the worst kind of parent will be all, “Oh, you couldn’t possibly understand what it means to truly love another human being until you have a child of your own?” And you are all, Oh word, you’re right, I must be the emotionally crippled jerk here because I don’t go around conducting unsolicited […]
People And The Objects They Have Sex With: Laundry Basket On a recent episode of “In The Bedroom With Dr. Laura,” sexually dissatisfied wife Becky admitted that the only way she can get off is by humping the corner of her laundry basket, which she’s had since college. She even confessed to preferring the basket […]
I’d been invited to three adult novelty parties via Facebook. The first two I skipped, but decided the third time was a charm. You see, I’m a scientist, a doctor, with the capacity to deduce conclusive results from my experiments, even failed ones. After my divorce I concluded that a successful relationship requires me to […]
I’m generally down to give most beauty trends a shot at least once. I’ve used hair chalk, eyelash extensions, the sock bun (using both a real sock and that mesh donut sold at the drugstore); and weird nail jewels, for example, and currently the ends of my hair are a faded chlorine-like blue-green thanks to a […]
I was never that woman who dreamt of having many children or starting my own “Brady Bunch.” Babies, little booties, and bottles were always an afterthought to enjoying a successful career, one peppered with travelling the world and enjoying a range of other adult activities a childless, flexible lifestyle could provide. However, after my husband […]
If we talk about healthy habits and a comfortable lifestyle, nothing represents those two things better than a swimming pool in your own home. Starting the morning fresh after a good swim, and relaxing in the water after a hard day of work are both truly amazing things that many people wish for. When it […]
Last Friday night, Patrick and I took a break from drinking beers and talking smack about Mitt Romney to befriend two couples who happened by our neighborhood bar. They needed a place to sit; we offered to share our table. And as many newly engaged couples are, all four of them were a little bit […]
Well, schools are the right places for many things. On top of those would be learning. Kids are meant to learn so many things while in school that would help them in the future. Well, one thing which could affect them would be the in-school holiday shop. Have you ever thought about that? This name […]
I’m someone who has had a lot of sex with a lot of different people — “a lot,” of course, being subject to interpretation. I have had several relationships throughout my life, but a fair amount of sex has been with hookups, men that I briefly dated, or FWB. I’ve been lucky enough to have […]
