• About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Latest
  • Terms and Conditions
  • Privacy Policy
The Frisky
  • Home
  • News
  • Health
  • Celebs
  • Movies
  • Love
  • Relationships
  • Style
  • Entertainment
  • Parenting
  • Royals
  • Travel
Health

Back Door Whore: Doctor Shares the Strangest Things She’s Fished out of Peoples Butts

by The Frisky July 20, 2019
by The Frisky July 20, 2019 Source: Shutterstock_
1.9K

Contents

  • The Hershey Highway has a lot of garbage
    • Admit when you need help
    • Sooooooo Horny
    • Play Time

The Hershey Highway has a lot of garbage

No matter your sexual preference, if you are a kinky person, you’ve probably had something inserted up your buttocks at some point. A finger, an adult toy, a peen: These are very common, no? Okay, maybe you like vanilla sex, but for many people there’s nothing like a little (or big) thing to go in your hole.

But there are a surprising amount of folks out in the world who are, um, different: They are more curious, adventurous, or even just stupid. You’ve certainly heard stories of things like hairbrushes getting lodged all the way up in there; maybe you’ve even seen the x-rays.

Well, get ready to see some more…

Source: Imgur

Admit when you need help

Source: imgur

Dr. Mona works in an ER and claims to get about FIVE patients a week who come in for help getting things out of their anuses. She says the best bit for her are the reasonings. For example, the man who keeps his cucumbers in the shower, but one day he slipped, causing the hole to land on it… vertically.

Another man, 50, said the live eel was put there to “relieve constipation.” (How do you get a live eel?!) You can imagine the eel wasn’t too happy about this home remedy. In fact, the creature ate through the man’s bowel, which led to surgery and him wearing a colostomy bag for two months.

A 20-year-old kid showed up with a half-empty bottle of V8 in his colon. Of course he panicked but was too embarrassed to get help. So he tried to fish it out a wire clothes hanger, which resulted in him tearing up his colon. That poor kid no longer poops like you and I do.

Sooooooo Horny

Source: imgur

Dr. Mona is a pro. She’s fished out doorknobs, guns, tennis balls, jars, cooking utensils, and even axe handles. (That’s just to name a few.)

In this day in age, when you can discreetly buy any shape or size dildo online and get it delivered to your door, it is beyond rational thought why someone would be that worked up to think, “Ah! An ice pick will get me off!”

Other reports include beer bottles, flashlights, a phone, a dildo (with tongs that got stuck when trying to fish out the toy), light bulbs, live rodents (insert an old Richard Gere joke), and eyeglasses.

Play Time

Source: imgur

Of course, almost all these cases involve men. While vaginas can take non-conventional, household things for pleasure, these object can only go so far into the uterus. (Of course keep it sanitary and use a condom.) With with the depth of the butt, as you’ve seen, it just seems to keep going and going.

If you are even thinking of putting something obscure up your bottom, I hope these stories will deter you. Not only could you die, you could be permanently injured, wrack up serious medical bills, and your x-ray could end up on the internet.

Remember: They sell sex toys on Amazon. If cost is an issue, they have dildos on the cheaper end. Just make sure it has a stopper at the bottom, okay?

Read more of Dr. Mona’s essay over here.

Please SHARE this as a warning to stupid, horny people!

Original by Jordie Lee

buttnsfwuterus
The Frisky

previous post
Top 5 Signs of Addiction
next post
Signs You’re Pretty Damn Awful In Bed

Related Posts

The Best Boobs At Fashion Week (NSFW)

October 3, 2019

Naked Yoga Model Demonstrates Poses In Her Birthday...

October 1, 2019

Sexy Cab Confessions: Tawdry Stories From Uber and...

October 1, 2019

Categories

  • Accessories
  • Animals
  • Anime
  • Art
  • Astrology
  • Beard Care
  • Beauty
  • Betting
  • Biography
  • Blog
  • Business
  • Buying Guides
  • Cannabis
  • Cars
  • Casino
  • CBD
  • Celebs
  • Children
  • Citizenship
  • Clippers
  • Clothes
  • Computer
  • Couple Time
  • COVID-19
  • Crime
  • Crypto
  • Culture
  • Design
  • DIY
  • Economics
  • Education
  • Entertainment
  • Environment
  • Family
  • Fashion
  • Featured
  • Food
  • Food & Drink
  • Furniture
  • Galleries
  • Gambling
  • Games
  • Gardening
  • Gifts
  • Girl
  • Gossip
  • Guide
  • Guys
  • Hair
  • Hair Care Tips
  • Hair Dryers
  • Hair loss
  • Hairstyles
  • Health
  • Highlights
  • History
  • Hobby
  • Home
  • Horoscopes
  • Hot Rollers
  • How to …
  • Industry
  • Internet
  • Interview
  • Law
  • Legal Advice
  • Life
  • Lifestyle
  • Love & Sex
  • Love Your Self
  • Makeup
  • Marketing
  • Medicine
  • Mind & Body
  • Money
  • Motorcycle
  • Movies
  • Moving
  • Music
  • Nails
  • Net Worth
  • News
  • Parenting
  • People
  • Pets
  • Photography
  • Products for Hair
  • Real Estate
  • Recipes
  • Relationships
  • Religion
  • Royals
  • SEO
  • Shopping
  • Skincare
  • Sports
  • Studying
  • Style
  • Super Stars
  • Tech
  • Technology
  • The Body
  • Tips
  • Tips & Tricks
  • Tools
  • Toys
  • Travel
  • Type
  • Uncategorized
  • Vape
  • Vehicle
  • Video
  • VR
  • Wedding
Footer Logo
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Latest
  • Terms and Conditions
  • Privacy Policy

© 2024 - All Right Reserved.

TheFrisky.com is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com. Amazon, the Amazon logo, AmazonSupply, and the AmazonSupply logo are trademarks of Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates.

We at TheFrisky participate in various affiliate marketing programs, which means we may earn commissions on products or services that we recommend or promote through our website. When you click on a link to purchase a product or service that we have recommended or promoted, we may earn a commission from the sale. This commission helps us maintain and improve our website and provide you with valuable information and resources.

The Frisky
  • Home
  • News
  • Health
  • Celebs
  • Movies
  • Love
  • Relationships
  • Style
  • Entertainment
  • Parenting
  • Royals
  • Travel
The Frisky
  • Home
  • News
  • Health
  • Celebs
  • Movies
  • Love
  • Relationships
  • Style
  • Entertainment
  • Parenting
  • Royals
  • Travel
© 2024 - All Right Reserved.

TheFrisky.com is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com. Amazon, the Amazon logo, AmazonSupply, and the AmazonSupply logo are trademarks of Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates.

We at TheFrisky participate in various affiliate marketing programs, which means we may earn commissions on products or services that we recommend or promote through our website. When you click on a link to purchase a product or service that we have recommended or promoted, we may earn a commission from the sale. This commission helps us maintain and improve our website and provide you with valuable information and resources.
We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. If you continue to use this site we will assume that you are happy with it.OkNoPrivacy policy

Terms and Conditions - Privacy Policy