A new survey breaks down teenage angst by the numbers. According to the findings, in one year, the average teen girl will have 183 disagreements with her mom, 157 with her father, 257 with her siblings, and 127 with her friends, during which she’ll slam 164 doors. In addition to all the time she’ll spend fighting and […]
Dater, beware: steer clear of these tell-tale online dating profile warning signs. 1. He makes the case for how uninteresting he is If he describes himself with the phrase “I’m just your average guy…,” take his word on it. The online dating profile is the place to sell yourself, so if he has nothing impressive […]
I’ve never had a wedding. I’ve never planned a wedding. I’ve never even helped plan a wedding. But, as a 30-something, I’ve been attending weddings regularly for the last decade and I think it’s time for me tell about-to-tie-the-knot couples the truth: the things your guests care about (open bar! music!) and the details you’re stressing over (favors! […]
1. Homemade Mashed Potatoes 2. Boxed Stuffing 3. Homemade Whipped Cream 4. Homemade Pecan Pie 5. Pickle and Olive Platter 6. Homemade Potatoes Au Gratin 7. Banana Bread 8. Homemade Mac and Cheese 9. Turkey 10. Homemade Cranberry Sauce 11. Homemade Gravy 12. Homemade Pumpkin Pie 13. Pillsbury Biscuits 14. Sweet Potato Pie 15. Vegan […]
What would you do if your significant other masturbated twice a day? Would you be upset? Grossed out? Concerned? Or would you not care? Slate’s “Dear Prudence” heard from a man whose wife was upset by his twice daily masturbation habit and, I have to say, I’m not sure how I feel about her advice. “Illicit Self-Lover” writes: […]
Recently, it has come to my attention that there are women out there curious about the self-love habits of the male species. (Specifically, a Frisky staffer who will probably get angry if I give her a shout-out in this post.) Since I have opined about female masturbation, it seems only fair that I pontificate on the mysteries of men […]
Maybe I’m missing something here because I can’t read Japanese, but this sex guide from the 1960s is confusing the crap out of me. What’s up with the mannequin man? You can see more unhelpful depictions here, including how to finger bang a belly button. Original by: Ami Angelowicz
At 26 years old, I felt like a birth control virgin. How had I survived all those years without managing to know anything about the Pill? My reasons for going on Ortho Tri-Cyclen were simple: I was prepping for a move across the country to be with a guy named Isaac who I was in […]
Sometime after Jack-o-Lantern Trick-or-Treat buckets and bobbing for apples, Halloween became the holiday for grown-ups. As such, adult themes have cleverly meandered their way into the festivities. Choosing a Halloween costume may seem like a mundane endeavor. But the crazy get-up you choose to wear on October 31st speaks volumes about your inner sex kitten. 1. Naughty Nurse […]
