Tag: poop

People

The Weirdest Time We Ever Pooped

Dragana Stepicby:

Poop happens. To everyone. Even girls! I know, it’s like I just broke the magical fantasy seal you had about girl butts, but it’s true! We poop. …

Entertainment

Hide Your Cat’s Hideous Butthole With A Sparkly, Beautiful Jewel

Wendy Stokesby:

If you are #blessed enough to live with a cat, you are likely more familiar with its asshole than you are with your own. Your cat’s …

Health

Product We Hope We’ll Never Need: Pantyliners For Your Butt

Wendy Stokesby:

“The Butterfly Effect” is a sci-fi thriller starring Ashton Kutcher, yes. But it’s also the phrase used to describe the relief one feels when she knows …

Style

These Pills Will Make You Poop 24 Karat Gold

Wendy Stokesby:

For sale: 24-karat gold pills that “turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth.” At $425 a poop, I mean a pop, your shit will be …

Entertainment

Dulcolax Laxative Ad Welcomes You To Poop Prison

Wendy Stokesby:

Oh, how much fun it would be to work on the creative for a laxative brand’s ad campaign! And fun was clearly what the crazy kids …

Entertainment

This Heroic Woman Put Poop In Her Purse After Her Date’s Toilet Wouldn’t Flush

Wendy Stokesby:

We all know the real walk of shame is from the bathroom to your date’s bedroom after you’ve dropped a big one in the flusher and …

Celebs

Amy Schumer’s “Milk Milk Lemonade” Is An Amazingly Stupid Parody Of Booty Jams

Tamara Vlahovicby:

Fact: Amy Schumer is hilarious. Fact: Butts are also hilarious, perhaps more so than Amy Schumer. Fact: this video for “Milk Milk Lemonade” is wonderful because …

Entertainment

Dramatic Portraits Of Dogs Pooping

Dragana Stepicby:

Everybody poops, including dogs. But when these dogs poop, they do it with a certain style, grace and dare we say, emotional intensity that sets their …

Entertainment

What Would You Do If You Found Out Your Husband Was Cheating? Poop On The Floor? Why Not?

The Friskyby:

A gem of a story comes to us today from Florida (natch), about a woman whose rage at her cheatin’ man led her to poop. On …