Category: News

Brooks Ayers Admits He Lied About Cancer Treatment, Still Maintains He Has Cancer

Brooks Ayers, the slime ball (ex) boyfriend of “Real Housewives of Orange County”‘s Vicki Gunvalson, has ‘fessed up to falsifying medical records he said proved he had received chemotherapy for stage-4 cancer. Doubts about Ayers’ condition made up the bulk of plot for this most recent season of “RHOC,” with Vicki shrieking “HE’S FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE!!!” during every goddamn […]

The Best Moments In Bullshit From Last Night’s GOP Debate

Last night’s CNBC GOP Debate was supposed to focus on economics and policy. And yet, somehow, even though the candidates didn’t get around to discussing the coming rapture or their feelings on slutty women who had abortions, there was still a lot of weird, delusional bullshit being tossed about like so much confetti. Let’s take a […]

Anti-Vaxxers Are Maybe Starting Their Own Religion Now

Earlier this year, the state of Vermont became the first state to no longer allow “philosophical” exemptions to their mandate that all public school children be vaccinated. Which is a pretty smart thing to do! They did, however, decide to continue to allow religious exemptions to the mandate — and now some anti-vaxxers are considering starting a new religion in […]

9 Reasons Why Americans Pay So Much More For Healthcare

Yesterday, the country collectively dropped its jaw when Martin Shkreli, the CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals dropped the news that his company would be raising the price of a very important drug that cures toxoplasmosis, Daraprim, from $13.50 to $750. One thing not mentioned nearly enough, other than the fact that this happens all the time–that’s only […]

Texas Cop Stands His Ground Against Server Who Didn’t Want Him Groping Her

El Paso Police Officer Kenneth Lee Sheka, 28, was arrested on Tuesday after firing off his gun in the middle of a law enforcement convention at the Chase Suites Hotel. Sheka had started talking to one of the servers working the event, eventually making some rather explicit comments towards her, and “inappropriately touching her.” The server told […]

Was Jay Wilds The Anonymous Tipster Who Pointed The Police At Adnan Syed?

Welcome to part two of Amelia Summarizes Explosive Legal Bombshells In Terms Us Plebes Can Understand! Yesterday, I broke down the Undisclosed podcast’s revelation of a massive Brady violation in the case against Adnan Syed, who was convicted of murdering his ex-girlfriend Hae Min Lee in 1999. That Brady violation involved the Baltimore police and […]