Tag: Sex

Area Man “Speechless” After Getting A Penile Implant For His Kinda Small Dick

A 35-year old man from New York City is currently living his best goddamn life after getting a penile implant because his fianceé of six years broke up with him because his dick was too small. The New York Post reports that Jason, a man with a 3-inch penis until very recently, was “devastated” after his relationship […]

9 Things No Girl Wants Their Guy to Do When They’re Going Down

Going down on your partner can be very intimidating. We’ve all been there. The pressure is only on you and you’re trying your best to see if what you’re doing is working for them… Just kidding—straight women haven’t really been there because simply through the osmosis of our culture’s obsession with dick talk, we all basically […]

I Have: Vaginal Cysts

At first I thought there were pimples on my vagina. That was when they were only hard, tiny lumps. I noticed them when I was in the ladies room at work. The next time I went in the bathroom, they were much, much bigger, and I started to get worried. And was it just me, […]

What It Means To Be “Gray-Sexual”

Belinda’s OkCupid account opens with this message: “If you are looking for casual sex, please move on … If you are looking for formal sex, please move on as well. Actually, if you’re looking for sex in general, I’ll probably disappoint you.” If you are acquainted with the orientation known as asexuality, Belinda’s profile makes […]

4 Things Ladies Should Know About Blue Balls

A very important question was asked of Dr. Joe DeOrio, the male sexuality expert on EmandLo.com. “What’s the deal with blue balls?” one reader asks. A very good question indeed. I’ve often wondered myself. Such a mysterious ailment, it seems to me. Dr. Joe describes it as a “discomfort in the scrotum/testes that occurs after […]