Ariana Grande, that odd little duck, was on Power 106 recently to discuss her newest single, “Focus.” When the conversation took a swift turn for the sexist, Grande did her best to shut down the idiotic ramblings of hosts Justin Credible and Eric D-Lux, who asked her a bunch of sexist and awesome questions like […]
Last night’s CNBC GOP Debate was supposed to focus on economics and policy. And yet, somehow, even though the candidates didn’t get around to discussing the coming rapture or their feelings on slutty women who had abortions, there was still a lot of weird, delusional bullshit being tossed about like so much confetti. Let’s take a […]
I have a cat. Her name is Daisy. She’s fat, relatively fluffy, pretty attractive, but with the emotional and actual intelligence of a piece of used Kleenex. I adopted her from a woman named Eva who fostered cats out of a railroad apartment deep in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. When I arrived at Eva’s house to meet […]
I don’t normally eat hot dogs any earlier than two in the morning, but when I do, it’s because there’s been a shit ton of things in the news about how bad hot dogs are for you. Seriously, people are freaking out about hot dogs today, and my first instinct was to go down the street and […]
Sam and Nia are back after their vlogging hiatus to announce that Nia is pregnant once again. The last pregnancy announcement from the couple this past summer, created some controversy due to the odd (we felt, fake) nature of their videos. In addition, Sam was found out to have been on the infamous Ashley Madison […]
Following Justin Bieber’s exposure incident, the DIY dildo maker “Clone-A-Willy”, has offered the Biebs $1 million to advertise its product. The company sent this to Bieber’s agents to try and snag him as a spokesperson: “Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. You can only imagine … a huge billboard of Justin […]
TGIF! Are you glad the weekend has arrived? I sure am. You know who isn’t glad the weekend has arrived, because she probably doesn’t know it’s the weekend, and besides, there really isn’t a difference between weekdays and weekends where she lives? POOT LOVATO. Who’s Poot Lovato, you ask? Oh, just Demi Lovato’s secret twin […]
Good ol’ second wave feminism is having a real moment, and the woman spearheading its revival is none other than Lena Dunham, the voice of a generation. We learned recently that she’s producing a pilot for HBO about a young magazine writer during the rise of second wave feminism. Now, we have a preview of the […]
Disney-Pixar has released clips of the upcoming seven-minute short film Sanjay’s Super Team that originally debuted in June at the Academy International Animated Film Festival in France. In true Pixar tradition, the short will be screened in theaters before the release of the Disney-Pixar movie The Good Dinosaur in November. The gist of the film is about a young boy […]
