Category: Entertainment

The 5 Types Of Girl Friends You Need, According To The Women Of “Game Of Thrones”

There are a lot of dudes populating Westeros, some dateable, but most shitty and conniving and rapey and awful. But whither the ladies? The world of “Game Of Thrones” runs on deception and intrigue, political machinations and the deep-seated need for revenge. The women that occupy this fictional space are as important, if not more […]

Endangered “Magic Rabbit” Photographed For The First Time In 20 Years

I know, at first I thought this was about an amazing elusive vibrator as well. But it’s not, it’s about a glorious magical little baby rabbit-like creature called an Ili Pika who lives in the cliffs of the Tian Shan mountains of China. These little precious tiny dudes have not been photographed because its population […]

Someone Called The Cops On This Monkey Because He Ate Their Mail

Yesterday morning, the Sanford Police Department in Florida received a call that was ridiculous even by that state’s usual ridiculous standards. The resident called 911 about a monkey sitting on their mailbox and eating their mail. While calling Animal Control may have been the more logical move for most of us, they likely assumed the monkey knew that his […]

The Dalai Lama Has Been Talking About Attractive Women And Female Successors For Years, You Guys

Everyone is freaking out about the Dalai Lama’s recent interview with the BBC’s Clive Myrie, specifically when it comes to how his Holiness feels about female successors and their faces. His message was mostly that they should have attractive ones, or otherwise what’s the point? People have been quick throw him under the male-feminist bus for […]

Swiss Prostitutes Can Save Your Life

If you are so old that having sex could stop your heart, you probably shouldn’t be doing it. Unfortunately, that isn’t stopping old geezers from hitting up brothels in Lugano, Switzerland, and … dying after sexytime. Recently, after poppin’ some pills to help him get it up and getting wild, an old guy’s heart stopped. […]