For those who desperately wanted to keep Donald Trump out of the White House, Wednesday morning’s election results brought on devastation, panic, and, ultimately, a sense of complete and utter helplessness. The simple, admittedly unbearable truth is that there is nothing we can do to change the outcome of the election, but there is plenty we can do to help […]
Indiana Representative Jud McMillin, a rising star in the Republican party, has resigned after accidentally sending a video of himself having sex with a woman who was not his wife to his entire contacts list! Awkward. After the video was sent, McMillan texted all recipients back with a message stating: “My phone was stolen in […]
So what did you do with your placenta and umbilical cord after you gave birth?” I’m coming onto the blossoming revelation that this is a conversation that a lot of women have, these days. It’s true enough that there are a variety of cultures around the world that have had specific customs pertaining to placentae […]
Back in 2014, we told you about an anonymous Reddit user who came forward about having two fully-functional penises. He did an AMA that blew the internet’s collective mind, answering such necessary and obvious questions as “How do you pee?” (A: Both dicks urinate at the same time); “Have you ever stuck both in one hole?” (A: […]
After a certain point, the answer to “What Would Suri Do?” just isn’t terribly challenging. This is why we must find new child icons to obsess over. And it looks like Blanket Jackson is the Shiloh Jolie-Pitt of the Jackson clan, stealing all the thunder from the other less pouty children. Even though his sister […]
Aretha Franklin is gravely ill, according to several reports. The “Queen of Soul” last year announced she planned to retire from touring, and in March she had to cancel shows on doctor’s orders. The Associated Press, citing a person close to the singer who was “not allowed to talk publicly about the topic,” reported Monday […]
“No, I have not had implants. A report like that is about as real and truthful as reports that [my husband] Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that [my son] Trigg is not my own child. To be judged on or to be talked about on […]
Whitney Houston was my Michael Jackson. Hers was the first — and only — celebrity death that brought me to tears. I was snuggled in the corner of my bus seat lost in a book. It was Valentine’s Day weekend and we were headed to D.C. to explore the city. The interruption from my then-boyfriend was met […]
Last week, I called Carly McKinney, the Colorado high school teacher who was fired for tweeting pot smoking endorsements and half-naked pictures of herself, “the world’s most idiotic teacher.” I stand by this proclamation. What she did was straight up shitbrained. But to be fair, there are soooo many other teachers out there — too many […]
