You might think the inside of a man’s brain sounds like the buzz of a broken fluorescent lightbulb. Not true. The brain cells of men work like pistons, constantly firing — just like yours. Some of the internal dialogue they produce is quite sophisticated (“Why, I detect rosehip and cardamom in this rare Flemish beer!”), […]
But she still got to go to Disneyland It’s a sad fact that cheating is pretty rampant in all races, age groups, and classes in every corner of the world. Many married people will cheat during their committed relationships, and dating couples may have even more cheaters in their midst. But hopefully the person who […]
Those naughty, naughty ladies and gents! Even though it’s not really a big deal these days to have relations before marriage, have open relationships, or have different sexuality, you still don’t go around to everyone you know and tell them about all of your hot, sweaty sexual exploits. That’s where the internet comes in. People […]
It’s a pretty common misunderstanding to believe that hooking up and happiness go hand in hand. In fact, it can often be the opposite. You’d definitely be forgiven for thinking that having casual sex is all about pleasure. That must mean it’s good for you. It feels good and releases plenty of endorphins into your […]
Glitter is the scourge of the crafting world, a pernicious sparkly pest that adheres to every surface and unpacks its bags to stay for the long haul. Effective removal of glitter nail polish requires feats of strength and a professional sander; mid-2000s forays into body glitter meant finding errant flashes of sparkle all over your […]
Hello, men. If you’re standing in the deodorant aisle wondering whether or not you should pick up that Old Spice, theres now scientific evidence that says yeah, yep, you probably should. According to a study, women perceive men who wear deodorant as “more masculine” which is news that feels diametrically opposed to the notion of masculinity in […]
People have been telling women how to behave in public, at home, on dates, in relationships, and just about everywhere else for centuries. Sure, men have their share of gendered expectations, but the specifics of them rarely come anywhere close to what women have endured and men just keep making up more. For instance, earlier today, […]
As a single female, I’m all too familiar with the dating scene and the post-traumatic stress often endured after a night out at the bar. “We met online,” is the new “we met at a bar,” and there’s a reason for that: far too many evenings are spent swatting away deadbeats and touchy-feely drunk dudes. […]
I don’t know what it is about me that attracts male virgins. It could be that I’m vocal about just not giving a rat’s ass what people choose to do with their genitals (up to the point of criminality, obviously). I don’t care if people are gay or kinky or asexual or if they’ve slept […]
