Tag: one night stands

Standing Up For One Night Stands

A new study is claiming women don’t like one-night stands. Um, doesn’t a blanket statement like that need circumstantial qualifications? Such as: Women don’t like one-night stands when: 1. It’s a pity lay. 2. They’re new to college and sex, so they’re not really sure how to do it. 3. They’ve accidentally taken home David […]

What Men Think During (And After) One-Night Stands

The one-night stand is a great American tradition in which two people have awkward sex that both will regret immediately. Most people have had one or two one-night stands, and they’re certainly a unique experience—almost a rite of passage. Like all rites of passages, one-night stands are shameful, awkward, and huge causes for celebration. Here’s […]

10 Things We’ve Learned About Men From Having One-Night Stands

We’ve been around the block a time or two, and in our travels—making short little overnight pit stops—we’ve gleaned some extremely valuable information about the opposite sex. Here are 10 things we’ve learned about men from having one-night-stands. 1. Don’t Expect a Callback If you get down on the first date, all bets are off. […]

The Top Six Excuses For Getting Out Of Sex

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. Whether he’s a handsome stranger you don’t want to lead to the promise land or your boyfriend trying to gorge on girlfriend pie, here’s how to just say “Later lover.” Sterilization Screw-Up A simple birth control slip up could cause penis pandemonium. No dude wants to accidentally […]

The 15 Hookups We Sort Of Regret

We hate those people who smugly say, “I have no regrets.” If you have no regrets in life, you lack the ability to look back on the choices you’ve made, recognize mistakes, and take steps to do better in the future. We have plenty of regrets, but recognizing them doesn’t mean that we dwell on […]