Tag: penis

A Man Can Have Two Penises! What?

Hi kiddies, it’s time for your science lesson of the day. I have learned of a rare condition called diphallus in which a man can have duplicate penises. There have only been about 100 cases reported in the world since 1609 … so it’s really, really rare. Usually, only one of the penises is fully […]

Shia LaBeouf Had To Submit Dick Pics For “Nymphomaniac”

Shia LaBeouf was asked to submit pictures of his penis during part of casting for “Nymphomaniac,” the new Lars von Trier sex flick. Did they check to make sure it was really his? [Evil Beet Gossip] Dennis Rodman lost his shit during a CNN interview from Pyongyang, North Korea. [The Wire] Ralph Lauren’s 41-year-old niece […]

Why Won’t Instagram Take Down This Picture of Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick?

Instagram loves to censor female nipples but is a little less discerning when it comes to penises. Breastfeeding mothers often find that their pictures are taken down as well as any female celebrity who posts a magazine cover shoot in which their goods are on full display. Yet, this picture of Justin Bieber grabbing his […]

Harvard’s Marching Band Spells Out “PENIS” On The Field At Halftime

Most aspects of life would be improved by a live marching band following you around, playing “Louie Louie” at opportune moments. Most sporting events are improved by marching bands, especially marching bands that take the opportunity to spell out dirty words on the field. Harvard band spelling ‘PENIS’. I don’t think that happens by accident. pic.twitter.com/NQZ7ThlTKJ — Jacob Adler […]

Alert: Here Are Some Photos Of Tom Hardy Wearing Just Some Tattoos and Not Much Else

Hello. Formerly bearded and perennially-attractive actor Tom Hardy is shooting a new BBC period piece called Taboo. In said period piece, he is, apparently, naked save for some tattoos, in a canoe. Tom Hardy has, from what we can tell, a relatively attractive and sizable wang, though it is unclear what the foreskin adds if anything. […]