Hey, how’s your Wednesday? Almost time to go home, right? Gonna go watch “Empire? Or are you going to watch “Blackish”? Hmm, how about before you go and do any of that, you take a look at these pictures of Justin Bieber’s beautiful penis, captured for posterity on these grainy, zoomed-in paparazzi shots, taken from […]
Every free market has a wide range of available goods. The same holds true for men and their penises. Because it’s important to know what’s out there in phalluses, after the jump are the top ten penis types you’re bound to encounter on the road to Mr. Right Member. 1. The Jalapeño Pepper Ay Caramba […]
The first thing I thought when I saw the Snow Penis in Gothenburg, Sweden yesterday was, “Why don’t they just clean it off with a broom?” Turns out, that’s exactly what happened: However, one of the workers who cleaned it up was so regretful about what he’d done that he and some of his coworkers […]
According to a new study of women Down Under — no, really, it was in Australia — women really are attracted to men with larger penises. In the study, 105 women viewed naked men of various heights who all had flaccid penises and rated them on sexual attractiveness. As TIME explained, researchers found that shorter […]
I’ve never been able to get behind dolls that perform bodily functions, but I especially cannot understand why you would want one that does so animatronically. After the jump, check out an ad for a boy baby doll that will pee in your dad’s face — but only after you feed him and make him […]
A 35-year old man from New York City is currently living his best goddamn life after getting a penile implant because his fianceé of six years broke up with him because his dick was too small. The New York Post reports that Jason, a man with a 3-inch penis until very recently, was “devastated” after his relationship […]
“My boyfriend is uncircumcised and super sensitive when I give him oral. I do enjoy giving head most of the time and I’ve honestly never received any complaints from previous boyfriends. However, I just haven’t found quite the right maneuver that completely blows his mind (no pun intended). Do you have any suggestions?” — In […]
This purse is way better than a tea bag. [BuzzFeed]
Earlier this week, I read a story about a 52-year-old Mexican man named Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who claims he has a 19-inch penis, which, if verified to be true, would make it the largest record penis in the world–significantly larger than the current record holder, Jonah Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches soft and 13.5 inches […]
