Men are enormously preoccupied with their penises. According to research results published in the New York Times that shocked precisely no one, men Google more questions about their penises than any other body part, and the most common concern seems to be making them bigger, or whether they’re big enough. The specter of a small penis has […]
Instagram loves to censor female nipples but is a little less discerning when it comes to penises. Breastfeeding mothers often find that their pictures are taken down as well as any female celebrity who posts a magazine cover shoot in which their goods are on full display. Yet, this picture of Justin Bieber grabbing his […]
Not much to see here folks, just a portrait of Donald Trump made by many many different dicks formed into a glorious mosaic of peen. Lest we think of Trump’s actual dick (sorry), these all seem to be random and anonymous ones. Perhaps taken from porn, or maybe some sent to women unsolicited. Who really […]
Hello. Maybe you’d like to sit down before I share this news with you. Maybe you would like to take a deep breath and go get some water first. Here is Justin Bieber’s father. His name is Jeremy Bieber, and he’s pictured here with Justin’s mom, Patti. Biebz the Younger is flanked by the two […]
Hey, how’s your Wednesday? Almost time to go home, right? Gonna go watch “Empire? Or are you going to watch “Blackish”? Hmm, how about before you go and do any of that, you take a look at these pictures of Justin Bieber’s beautiful penis, captured for posterity on these grainy, zoomed-in paparazzi shots, taken from […]
Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few actually possess. As reported by The Daily Beast, researchers used 3D models to represent the plethora of penis sizes, lengths and girths, and presented these […]
So, I’m not gonna lie, there have been more times than many that I’ve wondered what it feels like to have a penis. I think I even dreamed about it. Don’t judge me! It’s just that some guys idolize their manhood like it’s their greatest gift on earth. Seriously—what’s so good about them? Does sex […]
