Category: People

Tim Kaine’s Abortion Stance Isn’t Ideal, But Here’s How He Exemplifies What It Means To Be Pro-Choice

Understandably, Virginia Senator Tim Kaine, who will be speaking at the Democratic convention Wednesday, wasn’t exactly the top pick of young progressives hoping to see Elizabeth Warren or some person of color on Hillary Clinton’s ticket. Aside from his unexciting old-white-man-ness, legitimate criticisms of him exist, like the sizable political donations he’s received from banks […]

Will Bernie Sanders Be Hillary Clinton’s Vice President? Here’s Why It Is Not Very Likely

After a months-long contentious battle with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton became the undeniable presumptive Democratic nominee after big victories in Tuesday’s primaries. Sanders was hoping a boost from California would keep him in the race, but Clinton won the state with 56 percent of the vote, according to The New York Times. As loyal Sanders supporters mourn […]

The Stanford Rape Victim’s Letter Is The Most Fucking Infuriating Thing You’ll Probably Ever Read

On Thursday, Brock Turner was sentenced to six months in a county jail and probation for raping a girl behind a dumpster, even though he faced up to 14 years in a state prison. The judge said that he thought a longer sentence would have a “severe impact” on Turner’s swimming career, since he planned one […]

This PSA About A Dog’s Loyalty Will Kinda Break Your Heart

The blogosphere may be the land of hyperbole, but I’m not exaggerating when I tell you that this incredible PSA about a dog’s love and the wonderful impact of organ donation will make you cry. The clip, made in Argentina and directed by Rodrigo Garcia Saiz, features a dog meant to represent Japanese canine hero Hachikō, a dog who saw his owner […]

The Rest Of This Man’s Mustache Will Either Delight Or Repulse You

If you thought you were safe from Movember mustaches, think again. This is Jonathan Burnside of Orlando, Florida. And depending on how you look at it, this is either his awesome mustache or poor life choice: That’s quite the facial hair construction. Even the competitive facial hair gentlemen in the documentary “Mansome” would be impressed.  Here’s how […]

Melissa Gorga’s Guide To “Love Italian Style” Includes Marital Rape

If I wanted advice on how to have a successful marriage, I would not personally turn to “Real Housewife of New Jersey” Melissa Gorga, who is married to Teresa Giudice’s brother Joe. But apparently others would, as Melissa is the author of a new relationship advice book called Love Italian Style. Jezebel got their hands on a […]

Be My Boyfriend: Klingon Sword-Wielding Floridian Johnnie Blade

Dear Johnnie Blade, First of all, your parents clearly knew you were destined for greatness, because they gave you a name that could only befit a future porn star or Klingon sword enthusiast. I have no idea about your adult film industry experience, but you were recently arrested for “wildly swinging” a four-foot long sword in […]