You know what? I’m exhausted. After the past few weeks of aggressive Tindering, aggressive OKStupiding, aggressive first-dating with no second dates, I’ve been having trouble mustering any enthusiasm for yet another evening of probing questions with a relative stranger. I’ve progressed from Tinder to text with a few promising specimens, but the schedule gods have […]
Your camping trip has been arranged, and now it’s time to start packing. As you walk around the house looking in drawers and boxes for all your adventure essentials, your dog is likely nearby getting excited. He probably thinks it’s an exciting time and you’re about to play a new game. The sad truth, in […]
Peter owning up to Googling me on our first date should have been the first warning sign. Don’t get me wrong: I Google, you Google, we all Google acquaintances. Doing it in private is one thing. Saying it out loud is another. “Did I tell you who I work for?” I asked. It was technically […]
There are so many awesome and wonderful things about being an older sister. As the one who came before the rest, you carry deep within you the special glow of being an only child for the short few years before the others came along. Your baby albums are more robust than that of your siblings. […]
A genius German man named Daniel Schobloch has created maybe the greatest invention of the 21st century: A lock for your Nutella jars. The lock is made of acrylic and it surrounds the jar on three sides and the top. It slides over the top of the jar, using the jar’s ridges for leverage; then, […]
Another Thursday, another first date. If only I seemed to be getting any better at these things. I never heard from Peter after last week’s awkward, smoochless compliment-fest, which was fine by me – the poor guy seemed sweet, but he wasn’t even in the same county as my wheelhouse when I came to what […]
A happy life is something that every person seeks. For some people, happy life is simply following their dreams, and for others is owning materialistic things that complement them. But each person has different wants, desires, and needs to fulfill if he wants to satisfy the deep void of inner peace. And, unfortunately, happiness isn’t […]
How, exactly, should married couples discuss money? It’s a delicate subject because most everyone knows that finances are at the root of many divorces. But if you think about it for a minute, that’s all the more reason to find effective, practical ways to discuss the topic. If you can’t talk frankly with the person […]
We unveiled some pretty astounding info about the vajayjay, but the penis is just as mythic, let me tell ya! So, let’s drop some pants and some facts, after the jump. The longest distance a man was ever able to shoot with his zipper gun is held by Horst Schultz. He fired over 18 feet. We hope he […]
